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06-16-2001, 05:48 PM
Alright i love having a good quote in my arsenal so that i might call upon it in everyday use. Lets hear some of your favorites.......
<BR>"i may not agree with what you say but i will defend to the death your right to say it"- voltaire
06-16-2001, 07:46 PM
<BR>"You can't make an omlette with out cracking a few eggs."
06-16-2001, 09:10 PM
My greatest quote in life is:
<BR>"Being depressed is too depressing"
<BR>I know thats sort of blonde, but its true.
06-16-2001, 09:46 PM
Sometimes the Road less Traveled is less traveled for a reason--jerry seinfeild
06-16-2001, 10:57 PM
"Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken." --Fight Club
If you can't break your nose, its not a sport.
06-16-2001, 11:54 PM
"beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems." -Homer J. Simpson
06-17-2001, 01:22 AM
Speaking of Homer... "D'Oh" is now in the new oxford dictionary... rock on! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">
<BR>As for the quote: "If at first you don't succeed, erase any evidence of trying."
my favourite is
<BR>"Most people want to go to heaven, but they don't want to do what it takes to get there" - Bill Waterson
<BR>This is another one
<BR>"Anything i don't believe in, i don't understand, and i don't believe in understanding" - Mark Shields <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">
06-17-2001, 02:07 PM
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"----Tyler Dirden
<BR>"You people who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do"
06-17-2001, 02:32 PM
all the yogi berra quotes i remember are awesome, it's my memory that can't remember them. that's not a real quote, but yogi berra quotes are cool anyway.
06-17-2001, 02:37 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get. - Forest Gump
06-17-2001, 04:13 PM
flix is a cool guy because ayone that quotes bill watterson is awesome possum
<BR>happy happy joy joy -ren and stimpy
Go Racing; Because basketball, baseball, football, soccer and golf all require ONE BALL.
06-17-2001, 09:22 PM
"I took the rode less traveled, now where the hell am I?"
<BR>"Of all the things I've had and lost, it's my mind that I miss the most."
<BR>"If hernias were rainbows, I'd be Ramond Burr"
<BR>"Moonlight is the Plumbers Pudding"
<BR>"Life sucks, and then you die.Party hard"
<BR>"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms.Lewinsky"
<BR>"Computers are devices that let you make the most mistakes in the shortest amount of time, except for Vodka"
<BR>"All your base are belong to us"
<BR>When Millenium Force is 12 years old, just like Magnum, will people say it sucks?<BR><BR><font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kraken on 2001-06-17 20:23 ]</font>
06-17-2001, 11:11 PM
i was wondering how long it would be till all your base our belong to us would show up.....
06-17-2001, 11:50 PM
Public affection is ok as long as it isn't done in public.
<BR>"If someone pisses in your pool of dreams, add chlorine and keep on swimming"
06-18-2001, 09:43 AM
<BR>"The probability of you being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions."
<BR>And.. Over a toilet...
<BR>"Don't look up here, the joke is in your hands!"
06-18-2001, 02:23 PM
"If you say I'm wrong, then you better prove you're right." -- Janet Jackson on "Scream"
<BR>"What other people think of me is none of my business." -- Oprah Winfrey.
<BR>"That guy's a major league BEEP!" --GWB
06-18-2001, 03:22 PM
"Someone set up us the bomb"
<BR>"Launch all zig for great justice"
<BR>"You no can survive make your time"
06-21-2001, 12:44 AM
yada yada yada- seinfeild
06-21-2001, 10:03 AM
"As cool as the other side of the pillow"
<BR>-Stuart Scott, ESPN
06-21-2001, 10:28 AM
I have a whole bunch on my website, if I could remember the URL.
06-21-2001, 11:33 AM
"Bondage between a mother and child is important"---George W. Bush Jr.
<BR> Notice its bondage not bonding. I had a like 4 pages of these. Another one said something like
<BR>" i'm certain that one day we will land on mars, because there used to be water on mars, so there must be oxyegen on mars and we would be abel to breath there"----
<BR>G. W. B.
<BR>simply hilarious actual quotes.
06-21-2001, 03:33 PM
"I feel sorry for people in Third World Countries. I mean, I would like to be thin like them, but without all the disease"
<BR> -Mariah Carey.
<BR>"I recently took a trip to Latin America. I enjoyed myslef, but regretted I didn't speak Latin, so I could speak without an interpreter"
<BR> -Al Gore
06-22-2001, 02:16 AM
Africa is a troubled country- The Dubya
<BR>(Africa is not a country its a continent)
06-22-2001, 10:54 AM
you said it Nosk! he's such an idiot
06-22-2001, 11:44 AM
"It depends on what your definition of is is"
06-22-2001, 04:21 PM
"The car in front is totally unique apart for the one behind it which is identical".
<BR>UK motor racing commentator Murray Walker
<BR>"Julian Dicks is everywhere! It looks like there are eleven Dicks on the pitch".
<BR>UK football commentator.
<BR>"This game can go two ways. Either team could win it, or it could be a draw".
<BR>TV summariser Kevin Keegan.
<BR>"You can cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump".
<BR>Murray Walker again.
<BR>The secret of Westwood's success is that before each tee shot his wife gives each of his balls a good kiss.........oh my God what have I said!
<BR>US golf commentator.
06-23-2001, 12:44 PM
"We need more black players in hockey. The only thing black is the puck, and they be slapping that around!"
<BR>- Imus in the Morning
<BR>And no, that was not meant to be a racial joke.
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