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Matt M
06-22-2001, 07:57 PM
What stuff do u or someone else had to do that was funny? I think once i made my friend stick ten ice cubes in his pants (I and he r a guy) and one of the ice cubes got (oh how should say this) stuck like your tongue on a metal pole in winter, he had to wait for it to melt, i felt really sry for him.
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Skeeber
06-22-2001, 08:51 PM
A couple of my friends are in a big war with this. The latest dares? Gargling vinegar, and drinking clam juice with olive oil... mmm, tasty <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

Coaster Canuck
06-23-2001, 07:39 PM
My friends and I always played poker for dares. I've had to do alot of things. Like running barefoot through the snow, losing body hair that we shouldn't be losing, and eating regurchitated(SP?) cheetos.
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<BR>But I really enjoy the fact of how many things I've made other people do. I'd estimate I've made about 15 people lose their pit hairs.

hulkster
06-23-2001, 07:49 PM
getting out of a 110 degree jacuzzi and jumping into cold pool water (i just did it 5 minutes ago)

arlok2
06-23-2001, 09:14 PM
i was forced to gorge myself and ride stuntmans freefall. no problem!

Nosk8er
06-23-2001, 09:43 PM
yeah we had my friend drink 4 liters of diet coke.... he looked like he was gonna hurl for days....

DrachenFire96
06-24-2001, 04:09 AM
Funniest thing I had to do was actually something i proposed but I had to go first. When my parents were building the garage on their house, a piece of plywood was leaning against the wall. Being young and dumb I proposed that we used it as a slide. no one would do it till I did it first. I slid roughly a foot and ended up with close to 200 splinters in my butt that took 2 weeks of pain to extract. My parents had to bribe me with a toy just to get them outa my butt. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif">
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<BR>Just glad that wasn't my most embarrassing moment though. That was when I went bowling one night with friends and my pants fell down when i released the ball, the big downfall was I wasn't wearing anything underneath them. Hence I mooned the entire packed bowling alley.
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OrdinaryFool
06-24-2001, 05:20 AM
Ouch!!! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif">
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<BR>Ewwww - gross!! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_frown.gif">
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<BR>Those are my initial reactions to reading what you guys wrote.
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<BR>Y'all are some sick puppies, you know that? <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">
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<BR>Eating regurgitated Cheetos - <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif"> The very thought made me want to gag. Thank you for letting me read that right as I was eating breakfast <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif">
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<BR>Some of the funniest things that have made me and everyone else laugh are things I can't repeat in this wholesome family website. It involved playing Password, and I couldn't think of any other clean word to use, so I....well, never mind. Suffice it to say, I've never seen my brother and his wife laugh so hard in my life.
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<BR>When I was growing up, we used to live in a house that had a side yard that sloped all the way down from the street, to a creek in the back yard. Well, my brother and his friends built a ramp next to the creek, and used to ride their bikes down from the street and jump the creek. I, being the younger and inexperienced one, thought I would try it one day. As I hit the ramp, I pulled up on the handle bars (for whatever stupid reason) and ended up crashing into the creek, landing on my back with the bike coming down on top of me. I wasn't hurt, but felt like a total idiot.
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<BR>So don't feel bad for getting splinters in your butt while sliding down a piece of wood <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">
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<BR>And as far as the ice cube incident is concerned, well - we won't go there. Why didn't he get to a bathroom, and use a little warm water to melt it away some??
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scaredbutloveit
06-25-2001, 01:05 PM
In San Diego my friends and I were walking in La Jolla and there was this country-guitar dude singing for change, and my friends and I said, "Do you take requests?" and we had him play "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and we sang WITH him on the street. We were better than he was!!!! It was hilarious because accidentally we were all wearing denim tops so it looked like we were a real musical act. ha ha ha

Metalhead 777
06-25-2001, 05:54 PM
It's not something I did, but every time my youth group goes somewhere for more than 1 day someone always gets toothpasted. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> (Whoever the toothpasting peeps deem most annoying)

MIKEska22
06-25-2001, 08:43 PM
similar to the ice incident, but alot better, at a freinds party with a bunch of REALLY HOT girls, they had a contest to see who could keep icecubes on thier nipples the longest. ahh the memories.
<BR> also, when sleeping over a freinds house we got a bunch of markers and drew a penis going into a kids nose, and wrote PUBE on his forehead. it was really funny because he had to go work with his dad and grandpa the next day
<BR>i wasnt immature at these times, no not at all <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">
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Kraken
06-25-2001, 09:26 PM
OMG Mike that was so funny I almost cried!

revolt
06-26-2001, 01:07 PM
hehe when my m8 worked at alton towers.....we had a party....and we blind folded my m8 when he was asleep and strapped him onto the nemesis woke him up and started it..........he couldnt see a thing and he pissed himself (literally) <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">
<BR>plus we drew a dick on my m8s fore head when he was sleeping <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

Honan Beetch
06-26-2001, 04:37 PM
I love funny stuff 'cause I'm a funny person. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">

Magnum will always rule!
06-26-2001, 05:12 PM
hahahhahahahahahahahaah!

dingo65
06-26-2001, 06:14 PM
When me and a few of my friends were playing truth or dare and I was dared to run across the street in my boxers! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

Metalhead 777
06-26-2001, 07:13 PM
That's not that funny, but it's funnier than mine. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

Tycoon
06-26-2001, 07:20 PM
I would say that some of these things should be best kept to yourselves except... (Me bursts into maniacal laughter)
<BR>They're so %^&# funny!!!
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<BR>General Talk is a great forum, isn't it?
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Metalhead 777
07-01-2001, 04:32 PM
*bump* More peeps post here! These r really funny!

Amy
07-01-2001, 04:55 PM
Alright well I don't know if you'll all agree with this one but it was hysterical.
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<BR>I was at my friends sleepover along with about 15 other people when my friend, well he got a lil messed up and fell asleep on the floor while we were still awake. After awhile us girls decided to take our makeup and fool around a bit. The kid woke up with sparkly pink lips, bright blue eyes, and makeup galore. One girl took out her bra and kind of just let it rest on top of him while we stuffed it with socks. So there he is laying there, all done up with a leopard stuffed bra on. Since we're such good friends, we took pictures and decided to scan them into the computer. We had fun on school on monday <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> lol

Metalhead 777
07-01-2001, 05:04 PM
lol! That was hilarious! I just wouldn't want that to happen to me. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif">:

Leno_is_a_cheeseball
07-01-2001, 06:51 PM
One time my sister and I went to a bike ride, and we stopped at a little marina. There was one dock that was exaclty at the water level, so it was slippery. My sister rode her bike down it a bit too fast, and, well, you figure out the rest.

NITOR
07-02-2001, 12:43 PM
One time, one time, I went to the bank, and it, it it wasn't open! I had to, had to, go to the mall and um um use the uh uh oh I remember now, use the ATM! lololol

viperlord
07-02-2001, 03:15 PM
One time we were in a hot tob and there was snow on the ground.we'd get out of the hot tub,and roll around in the snow,and then jump back in the hottub.
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<BR>This other time there were these two poles on oposite sides of the street,and we took ceran wrap(that clear food covering stuff)and wrapped it from one pole to the next,so that it was really tight,and so it ran aross the road.Then this car comes down the road and was going about 60 mph when it hit the ceran wrap.The car came to a fast stop.
<BR>It was Funny.

Metalhead 777
07-02-2001, 05:29 PM
I've never done this, but me and some friends have talked about it. Put ceran wrap on the urinals in the bathrooms. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

viperlord
07-02-2001, 05:31 PM
Or super glue on the toilet seats.

Anaconda
07-02-2001, 09:10 PM
Some of the stuff I've done is a little too mature for these boards (I'm still a virgin, nothing quite that far)
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<BR>However, this is one of my funniest moments.
<BR>I fell done and broke my arm while playing tennis for the team, and instead of crying I started screaming, help I've fallen and I can't get up (I didn't think breaking my arm was funny, I thought the statements I made were) and then when my coach came over I asked him since I had broken my arm if I could still be on the team, he said yes, and I was like Woohoo, yeah, alright, and stuff and then I asked to play with my broken arm, but that idea didn't go over to well with him.

DyingDutchman
11-03-2001, 08:52 PM
once we superglued this guys **** to the matress of the bed and left. when he woke up and sat up..... i dont exactly know what happened but it must have been painful...hehe

SFGadvKing
11-03-2001, 09:16 PM
i dont know how funny this is but i thought it was. me and a few other of my friends (about 7)were sleeping over this kids house. we were sleeping in the basement, and me and this other kid was sleeping in one room and everyone else was in another room. the rooms were right next door. at about 1 in the morning the other kids wanted to go to sleep but we kept flicking the wall and annoying them. this one kid named barry has a bad temper. he get very mad and wanted to come in our room and beat the crap out of us but we locked the door. so what does he do?....try to get it open. he was banging on it for a while but nothing happened. fianlly he said that he broke a hole through the door. but we didnt beleive him. so finally the kids dad came down to settle this up. we opend the door, and there was a huge hole in it!! it was so funny. but it doesnt stop there. the next morning i woke up and quickly jumped on who i thought was barry but happened to be the kid that house i was at. it finally ened up that we all made up but that was a heck of a night.

Matt M
11-03-2001, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Amy
Alright well I don't know if you'll all agree with this one but it was hysterical.
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<BR>I was at my friends sleepover along with about 15 other people when my friend, well he got a lil messed up and fell asleep on the floor while we were still awake. After awhile us girls decided to take our makeup and fool around a bit. The kid woke up with sparkly pink lips, bright blue eyes, and makeup galore. One girl took out her bra and kind of just let it rest on top of him while we stuffed it with socks. So there he is laying there, all done up with a leopard stuffed bra on. Since we're such good friends, we took pictures and decided to scan them into the computer. We had fun on school on monday <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> lol


U R Evil!


Anyway, one time (this sounds stupid right now), i was at a sleepover and one of my friends was still asleep. Now it was cruel joke time! I woke him up so he was half asleep, shned a flashlight point blank into his eyes, then screamed "TRUCK" and hit him really hard in the face with a pillow. He screamed "im gonna die!" It woke up the entire house.

The_Evil_Tediz
11-03-2001, 10:45 PM
I wore a dress on Halloween on a dare. Not just any dress, but a tight red one that I almost got stuck in. I almost had to wear some fishnet leggings, but I was saved from that torture. Everyone did get a good laugh out of that.

edh101985
11-04-2001, 08:43 AM
at lunch, we dared a guy to ask out another guy (who may be gay) and also sit with him for a few minutes and give him a hug. He did it, and got 20 bucks. (not from me though)

Marcus
11-04-2001, 03:02 PM
I once told my friend that we should play hide and go seek teams
Well i told my friend i was ging to go hide in a pine tree adn that he hould go into a tree parrell to mine in a neighbors yard. Little did he know that they had a pitbull. And i just watched. He saw the dog and froze and the dog froze and kept barking at him. I just laughed though i probably shouldnt of but. He dashed to get back over the fence and the pitbull game running after and as my friend was climbing got a bite in his shoe and as soon as he had hopped the fence, he kept running nd i didnt know y untl i figured he was runnin toward me and then i got beaen but i was worth it.

Aaron
11-04-2001, 10:05 PM
And I thought the kids at my school did weird things. After reading these, I don't know whether to fall to the floor and laugh my head off for a couple of hours, or flee my computer in terror.

Metalhead 777
11-06-2001, 02:07 PM
LOL, some of you guys are mean! DyingDutchman?!?!?!?!?!?! Owwww!!! That's just wwrroonnggg. lololol. :D Remind me never to sleep over at u guys' house.