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Kraken
06-23-2001, 11:02 PM
What do you think is the worst song ever, and why?
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<BR>My vote goes to Mcarthur Park. Why? Just look at these lyrics:
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<BR>"Someone left the cake out in the rain. And I don't think I can take it, because it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have the recipe again".

theriddler
06-23-2001, 11:35 PM
lol Apu's neice sang that in the little miss springfield pageant on the simpsons lol...
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<BR>as for worst song...i dont know what it was called...i dont even know who it was by. it went...
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<BR>"do u think ur better off alone?"
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<BR>over and over and over

Andy Rathe
06-24-2001, 02:00 PM
Nah, I'm sure people in the UK will remember the Birdie Song! Or Agadoo by Black Lace, Fog on the Tyne by Gazza, any song by a member of the cast of "Neighbours".......

shallowdays
06-24-2001, 04:59 PM
hampsterdance
<BR>*shudder*

hulkster
06-24-2001, 05:00 PM
Creed: Arms Wide Open

Ben Keller
06-24-2001, 05:06 PM
Any one of Aaron Carters songs.

theriddler
06-24-2001, 05:14 PM
I like Creed...and the hampsterdance! how could u not love those insane hampsters? lol. oh god aaron carter i agree. what 13 year old in his right mind would agree to sing "i want candy"?

Smoky
06-24-2001, 06:27 PM
They still play that dumb Birdie Song (the one they play at weddings) in the line for the Raptor at CP. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif">
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<BR>In general (*put on flame proof suit*):
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<BR>Honey by Bobby Goldsboro - Syrupy Schlock about boy meets girl whos kinda dumb, kinda smart, boy gives girl puppy, girl gets misty eyed watching late night tv, girl wrecks car, boy says its ok, and out of nowhere girl dies. The final verse with funeral strings, angelic harmonies, and church bells make this possibly the sappiest song in the history of the Rock Era.
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<BR>Dick and Jane by Bobby Vinton - Trash about a guy whose crush on a girl at grammer school who loves her until she drops dead. This makes his other crap (like Blue on Blue, Blue Velvet, and Roses are Red my Love) look good.
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<BR>Songbird by Kenny G - New Age Elevator Music, nuff said.
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<BR>Feelings by Morris Albert - This wuss makes Aaron Carter seem like Eddie Van Halen.
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<BR>Sam by Olivia Newton John - Horrid weepy mess about a divorcee. Yecccch! This would make even Barry Manillow throw up.
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<BR>I'll Never Break Your Heart by the Backstreet Boys - The most puke inducing song of the 1990s; you know things are bad when soccer moms buy this crap instead of their teenage daughters.
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<BR>From a Distance by Bette Midler - The most convincing argument for bombing soft rock stations.
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<BR>Wildfire by Micheal Murphy - Song about a dead woman calling out to her horse (or something like that.) Destined for the glue factory!
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<BR>Run Joey Run - Dreck about a jealous father who ends up murdering his daughter instead of her boyfriend. The daugheters choking pleas at the end of the song rank only second to the funeral music on Bobby Goldsboro's Honey as the worst thing to ever hit popular music (just above Wayne Newton, Andy Williams Christian Christmas Specials, and Barney the Purple Dinosaur.)
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<BR>You Don't Bring Me Flowers by Barbera Streisand and Neil Diamond - The worst of what results when two talented singers attempt midlife crisis divorce material.
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<BR>Your Having my Baby by Paul Anka - Thats an awful lot of credit for 6 seconds of work. Can you say Abortion?
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<BR>Loving You by Minnie Riperton - Only Micheal Jackson's voice can sing higher than this. Whats with all the birds?
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<BR>Lady by Kenny Rogers - Trailer trash song, which possibly is his worst, and thats bad!
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<BR>Missing You by John Waite - Possibly the worst song of the 1980s. Most likely this weenie is missing some testes.
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<BR>When a man loves a woman by Micheal Bolton (And just about everything else he did!) - Self explanitory
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<BR>Ready to Take the Chance Again by Barry Manilow - His worst and thats bad. Sounds like Miss Piggy singing.
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<BR>Jean by Oliver - Love song about the "Sheep in the Meadow", nuff said.
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<BR>(Turn on your) Heartlight by Neil Diamond - This isn't just bad, its Micheal Bolton bad!
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<BR>Tie a Yellow Ribbon Around the Old Oak Tree by Tony Orlando and Dawn - Wow!!! Is this <i>bad!!!!</i>
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<BR>I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston - What she sings to her shower massage.
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<BR>Tell Laura I Love Her by Ray Peterson - Next to Run Joey Run this is possibly the worst teenage death song of the short lived genre.
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<BR>White on White by Danny Williams - Song about fathers crush on his daughter who is getting married. Don't ask!!
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<BR>Everything I Do I Do it For You by Bryan Adams - His best pop shot, unfortunately turns out to be his worst!
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<BR>Please Don't Go Girl by the New Kids on the Block - Only N'sync and the Backstreet boys have less testosterone than these guys.
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<BR>American Woman by Lenny Kravitz - His version of this Guess Who classic is horrible!
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<BR>I could go on, but you get the idea
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<BR>Dishonorable Mentions:
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<BR>Anything by Bobby Sherman
<BR>The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr.
<BR>Candle in the Wind by Elton John (isn't that Spanish for Heavy Toilet?)
<BR>Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band by Bill Cosby (I'm not kidding!)
<BR>Those were the Days by Mary Hopkin
<BR>MMMbop by Hanson

Kraken
06-24-2001, 07:20 PM
I almost forgot: I hate
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<BR>Yummy Yummy Yummy, I got love in my Tummy
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<BR>and Timothy, a song about 3 stranded miners trapped in a cave, and 2 wind up eating the third.
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Inferno
06-24-2001, 07:24 PM
BYE BYE BYE

scaredbutloveit
06-25-2001, 01:11 PM
SMOKY IS HILARIOUS <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

scaredbutloveit
06-25-2001, 01:36 PM
I agree about Creed. They sound like Pearl Jam circa 1992 and I like Pearl Jam better anyways.

Halation
06-25-2001, 05:19 PM
Anything by...Limp Bizkit, Creed, Kid Rock, Jessica Simpson ( she is WRETCHED!!! at least Britney's songs are kinda catchy), Hootie and the Suckfish.....

wahooskipper
06-25-2001, 05:46 PM
Anything by the Back Street Boyz, NSYNC, Brittney, Christina, New Kids, I could go on and on and on...............

JD
06-25-2001, 06:41 PM
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<BR>Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band by Bill Cosby
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<BR>Seriously? Where did you hear him sing it?

Raptor
06-25-2001, 06:54 PM
Pretty much everything on MTV these days...

slipknot8527
06-25-2001, 08:21 PM
Anything on MTV. However, I watch MTVX religiously! 24 hour rock videos!

MIKEska22
06-25-2001, 08:25 PM
i HATE pop-punk. It's everything that real punk stands against. Blink 182 used to have a sort of talent (see carousel on cheshire cat) but that went away pretty quickly. i just listened to their new CD and i'm thinking "wait a minute, these guys are in their twenties, why are they singing about first dates, parents geting divorced, and more crappy 11-15 year old stuff. makes me sick. at least sum-41 is "kinda" singing about society and stuff with enough buzz words and trendy beats to keep any teenie-booper and TRL losers happy.
<BR>MAKES ME SICK
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Honan Beetch
06-25-2001, 09:37 PM
Okay, I seriously hate bubble-gum pop or teenie-bopper pop. They could all just die and go to hell! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_evil.gif"><BR><BR><font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Blast72130 on 2001-06-25 21:38 ]</font>

Smoky
06-26-2001, 01:39 PM
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<BR>Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band by Bill Cosby
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<BR>Seriously? Where did you hear him sing it?
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<BR>I heard it <a href="http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/Exhibit.jsp?AlbumID=64">here</a>. He also sings a version of the Stones` Satisfaction. On Sgt. Pepper, he sounds just like he does when he does those Jello Pudding pop commercials, if that isn't funny enough. This site also contains some other "horrible" albums like Telly Savalas singing "You've lost that lovin' feeling."
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<BR>Oh yes, Run Joey Run was sung by David Geddes.

squeemu
06-26-2001, 02:23 PM
Girls just want to have fun.

Coastercameron
06-26-2001, 03:05 PM
I agree with anything Arron Carter,in fact any song by anyone in the family but Arron is the worse. He's 13 singing SONGS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO STUPID I could barf! He acts like he is cool and like he's a rapper as well!!! HE JUST SUCKS!!!!!!! I could go on all day!!!

Sir Willow
06-26-2001, 03:15 PM
Just a note of warning guys- doing good so far, though a couple are inching towards the line. Don't let your distaste for a song translate into flames to people who might like it. Thanks
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RCTfreak
06-26-2001, 03:45 PM
"This is the song that never ends"
<BR>Its just gets anoying.

trock476
06-26-2001, 04:41 PM
i really dislike any kind of pop or rap other than cypress hill. but aaron cater is really bad, he takes the cake for crapiness.

dingo65
06-26-2001, 07:40 PM
Trock is right I CANT STAND THAT KID!!!!! I also dislike rap and most POP.

Magnum will always rule!
06-26-2001, 07:46 PM
With arms wide open, Welcome to this place I'll show you everything, with arms wide open.............................................. .....................................

Coasterman2k1
06-27-2001, 04:47 AM
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<BR>On 2001-06-24 17:06, Ben Keller wrote:
<BR>Any one of Aaron Carters songs.
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<BR>got that right

scaredbutloveit
06-27-2001, 01:36 PM
Creed, really, to quote someone I can't remember who, *sucks goats*!!!!

Alan Roberts
06-27-2001, 02:44 PM
Any Backstreet song. As a matter of fact make that any of their relatives too (Aaron Carter). Oh yeah and this song by some band where all they sing is "Have a nice day".

Ihavenoteeth
06-27-2001, 05:49 PM
I hate anything by Linkin Park, w/ my friends they were voted most likley to end up Fat Hairy 40 year olds that will serve School lunches

missy185
06-27-2001, 08:58 PM
Anything by:
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<BR>Macy Gray!!
<BR>Her voice is Horrible,I cant stand her,Her voice is so scratchy and just sucks!!!!!

RaptorHater
06-28-2001, 02:22 PM
Many of the songs nowdays are pretty crappy:
<BR>Dream-He loves You Not
<BR>The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
<BR>(I dont know who) - that techno "I'm Blue" song
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<BR>Then you have the songs/groups that sound like cheap imitations of others :
<BR>Shyne ---> Notorious BIG
<BR>Ja Rule ---> Tupac
<BR>sum41 ---> Offspring
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<BR>Finally there are those you just cant listen to because they really <!-- BBCode Start --><B>cant</B><!-- BBCode End --> sing:
<BR>Macy Gray
<BR>98 degrees
<BR>most punk bands as all they do is scream!
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<BR>But if I had to go for just *one* song that is the ultimate abomination, I have to dip back to the 80's. The eighties where *anyone* could be a one-hit wonder. When people didnt know what to do with all the free time they had left when they stopped doing drugs. And that one song is:
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<BR>SAFETY DANCE by MEN WITHOUT HATS.
<BR>I hated that song when it first came out and hate it even more now because the song sucks yet *STILL* gets occasional airplay.
<BR>lata,
<BR>RH
<BR>--who used to have "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton on his answering machine freshie yr in college..
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revolt
06-28-2001, 02:43 PM
come on barbie lets go part
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<BR>I HATE IT.

Leno_is_a_cheeseball
06-28-2001, 10:51 PM
Moulan Rouge.
<BR>1. I hate French.
<BR>2. The place they sing about is a whore house now
<BR>3. It's yelling, not singing. Kind of like a lot (most) AC/DC songs/yells.
<BR>4. The music is annoying.

HighJander
06-28-2001, 11:02 PM
Anything by Aaron Carter is right... also i dont care much for Eve 6

Nosk8er
06-29-2001, 12:39 AM
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<BR>On 2001-06-27 14:44, Alan Roberts wrote:
<BR>Any Backstreet song. As a matter of fact make that any of their relatives too (Aaron Carter). Oh yeah and this song by some band where all they sing is "Have a nice day".
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<BR>that is exactly what i was thinking but add in 98 degrees and all those others.....

Cid
07-16-2001, 11:45 AM
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear whatever happy birthday to you
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<BR>I can't stand this song!! if i hear it one more time i will go crazy!! it makes me not want to grow up.

Raleighpensfan
07-16-2001, 03:36 PM
Turn on Your Heartlight--Neil Diamond
<BR> I remember we sang this at our
<BR> kindergarten graduation (ET had just come
<BR> out)
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<BR>Anyone remember:
<BR> I love you period. Do you love me question mark? Please Please exclamation
<BR> point! I want to hold you in
<BR> parentheses.
<BR>ICK!!!

1984
07-16-2001, 03:44 PM
Lady Marmalade by Christina AQUEERlera and Co. Okay, here's a 17 year old girl, singing about a Fench hooker while dancing around in lingerie, and saying "Do you want to sleep with me tonight?" in French. Sick!
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<BR>Aaron Carter obviously has no idea what "candy" is.
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<BR>And this new kid band called Dream Street is about the biggest load of crap I've ever seen.
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CoolCoasterKid
07-16-2001, 04:27 PM
Did anyone ever hear "I like it" by Sammy? That's the dumbest song..."I like it, yeah. Don't you know I like it? I like the way you look at me." I can't go on <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">
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<BR>There's this song that I think is by Alanis Morrisette (sp?) where she says something about "I recommend walking around naked in your living room." It's very strange, and I hate it.
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<BR>Also on the list, did anyone ever hear of this really old guy called Hurricane Smith? He sounds like a male Macy Gray, in simplest terms...just awful.

CorbinA
07-16-2001, 04:43 PM
How I beat Shaq is the dumbest song i've ever heard. That and the Lil' Romeo song.

Kid Koala
07-16-2001, 07:37 PM
I can't believe no one has said this "Who Let the Dogs Out" by the Baha Men is definately the worst song ever.

CoolCoasterKid
07-17-2001, 02:03 AM
If you hate "Who Let the Dogs Out", you should hear "Who Let the Mets Out." I'm not against the Mets or anything, but that song is annoying...

the_xtreme
07-17-2001, 02:08 AM
Any Of the boy bands <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

Coalhouse
07-17-2001, 06:50 AM
I'd usually wouldn't post in this type of topic, but I can't help but defend "The Bad Touch". It's a hilarious song...granted a one hit wonder, but still it's really funny. It's perverted and nasty, but still funny. Get my drift?
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<BR>Songs I don't like
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<BR>-Bye Bye Bye
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<BR>-How I Beat Shaq
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<BR>-any asian 'rap' song(download one and laugh)
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skinny_guy
07-17-2001, 01:52 PM
I'm going to have to say that the song I hate the most would be "Mambo #5". Talk about retarded lyrics and terribly "written" music.

Wild Thing
07-17-2001, 02:00 PM
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<BR>I'd usually wouldn't post in this type of topic, but I can't help but defend "The Bad Touch". It's a hilarious song...granted a one hit wonder, but still it's really funny. It's perverted and nasty, but still funny. Get my drift?
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<BR>Songs I don't like
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<BR>-Bye Bye Bye
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<BR>-How I Beat Shaq
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<BR>-any asian 'rap' song(download one and laugh)
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<BR>I like the Bad Touch too. I don't like anything by a boy band, and I can't stand that one song where they keep saying "love's me not"

X-Flight
07-17-2001, 02:40 PM
Macy gray
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<BR>All boy bands.
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<BR>You guys see that one group of 11 year olds thinking they can sing!?HA!

SFOG 52401
07-17-2001, 03:10 PM
MMMBop by Hanson.
<BR>It's just a plain AnOyInG song!

Cobra
07-17-2001, 04:22 PM
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<BR>The Bloodhound Gang isn't a one-hit wonder. Ever hear any songs from their previous two albums? I'm sure you have.
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<BR>I'm sure you have heard this quote: "the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire." That's from their song Fire Water Burn. And "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks." And "Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me". You've never heard any of these?
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<BR>Annoying songs are anything by Limp Bizkit or Staind, or Eminem or Linkin Park. And Sarah Maclaughlan and Britney Spears.
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alpengeistlover
07-17-2001, 04:33 PM
Hit me baby one more time or any pop song like "pop" by N* SUCK!

whizzerbabe
07-17-2001, 06:31 PM
anyhting by Aaran Craper, Backstreet Boys, Macy Grqay, Nsync, Eminem, Brintey Spears, um........and the song i truly can;t stand is the THONG SONG! i mean, come on, it just sucks, i could go on and on, but i can;t bear to think of that #^*)%$.

Smoky
07-18-2001, 05:57 AM
(before I get started, let me say for the record, that the fact that MTV is doing a massive weepy documentary on one of the backstreet boys being in rehab is possibly one of the worst things they could possibly do. Not that I expect MTV [the house of morons these days] to produce any quality music or programming, but its awful how their attitude is to tell kids to suck up and buy the force-fed crap that they are tryinig to pass off as music. Ok, enough rant *climb off soap box*)
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<BR>Some more additions to my original list:<!-- BBCode ulist Start --><UL><!-- BBCode --><LI>Didn't We Almost Have It All - Whitney Houston - Yep and then you sung this song!
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>We Are The World - USA For Africa - More like we were the world these days! Hard to believe that people actually went out and bought this record!<!-- BBCode --><LI>Bless You Boys - The Detroit Tigers Marketing Team - For those of us who remember 1984 when the Tigers won the world series, this horrible thing was everywhere. They even brought in Boy George to say "Bless You Boys" which probably did more to destroy his career than both Heroin and the post "Colour by Numbers" Culture Club (like the War song with lyrics like "war is stupid/people are stupid".)
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies - Contrary to popular belief 'Smells like Teen Spirit' wasn't the high point of grunge, this was! (ok ok King Missile's 'Detachable Penis' was, but thats beside the point here.) Actually Weird Al's version was better.
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>I don't want to miss a thing - Aerosmith - What an idea! A rock band that gave us Dream On and Janie's Got a Gun is now doing Micheal Bolton music. My how the mighty have fallen. What next? Metallica singing "Heaven is a place on earth" and AC/DC singing "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"?
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>State Of Shock - Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger - Wow! Is this <i>bad!!!</i>
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>You're In Lone - Wilson Phillips - And your fat, so we're even!
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Birdy Song - The Tweets - Nothing like seeing 40-400 people doing the birdie dance while waiting in line for a roller-coaster, as if hearing this at weddings wasn't bad enough.
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>The Next Time I Fall - Peter Cetera with Amy Grant - Hopefully off the John Hancock Building in Chicago
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Make Love Like A Man - Def Leppard - If they don't know already
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Oh Babe, What would you say? - Hurricane Smith - This guy sounds like a cross between that old lady in the Where's the Beef commercial and Danny DeVito's mother in "Throw Mama From the Train."
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>I'll be missing you - Puff Daddy - More like Fluff Daddy. Still waiting for his rap remake of Donny Osmond's Puppy Love
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Puppy Love - Donny Osmond - If you thought Aaron Carter and Taylor Hanson were bad then give this horrible "wholesome" song a listen. Reminds me of those scary Skippy commercials with Annette Funicello.
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>We Built This City on Rock and Roll - Starship - If it was built on rock and roll, then why was this song pure elevator music?
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>The Lady in Red - Chris DeBurgh - Pretentious pure effeminate schlock. Yeccch!
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>New Moon on Monday - Duran Duran - Stuff like this helped kill synth-pop.
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Micheal Jackson - Heal the World - That stupid song from "Free Willy"
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Jackyl - The Lumberjack Song - Probably the only metal song in history that uses a chainsaw as its primary instrument.
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Kriss Kross - Jump - "Mack daddy'll make ya' jump jump!" right into a ceiling fan running at high speed one hopes.
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>Ninja Rap - Vanilla Ice - From a horrible movie! File under "Where are they now?"
<BR><!-- BBCode --><LI>I love you - Barney the Purple Dinosaur - The KGB uses this to torture people with.
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<BR>Yep, and believe it or not before he became a singer, he was a producer for EMI and produced albums for Pink Floyd & The Beatles under his own name "Norman." The Beatles nicknamed him "Normal" cause he was such a square.<BR><BR><font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Smoky on 2001-07-18 05:59 ]</font>

Cyclone Master
07-18-2001, 10:04 AM
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<BR> Ninja Rap - Vanilla Ice - From a horrible movie! File under "Where are they now?"
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<BR>I remeber that crappy song. "Go,Nija,Go,Ninja,GO!". God that was horrible.

Raleighpensfan
07-18-2001, 10:27 AM
Vanilla Ice last time I heard was making a come back by singing his old songs grunge style if you can believe it. I cannot believe I actually saw him in concert when I was in 7th or 8th grade. I waited in line all day and skipped school. How sad am I.
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<BR>My wife listens to country and that Goodbye Earl song by the Dickey Chicks is the worst!

DragonSamurai
07-18-2001, 11:40 AM
hmmm Bad Touch Rocks!!
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<BR>but the suckiest song has to be
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<BR>ANNY BY F##### SONG BY A*TEENS

Anaconda
07-18-2001, 10:13 PM
N'SYNC's Pop song is the worse, its so pointless, and what is up with Aaron Carter? He comes up with the dumbest songs, "and thats how I beat Shaq" what is that? He needs to go home and live off Nick's money. Also, I hate the Beatles' "Come together, right now, over me" those words always get stuck in my head whenever I hear them (or see them or type them) and then there's Madonna's "You think", I think that she's old and needs to pay attention to her husband. Also, Macy Gray has big hair, no voice "I say to say goodbye..." sheesh, thats just annoying, but not as annoying as "Who let the dogs out" which is closely followed by the "Thong Song".
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Cuddy
07-19-2001, 12:52 AM
Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, and NSync

Can't stand them, would rather listen to nothing if they were the last groups on Earth.

I think I heard Ms. Spears say something that she doesn't want to be seen as a role model anymore. Any one have any more info on that?

edh101985
07-19-2001, 08:27 PM
Barbie Girl! That is the worst song ever

Ioa Master
07-19-2001, 08:53 PM
"It's A Small World" By ? I Disgust That Song Especially The Ride.

DeKalb
07-20-2001, 02:00 AM
Any teenybopper band/singer song (*Nsync, BSB, Britney...) because they all talk about the same things (a lover that dumped them, a dedication song, dumping a lover, being independent) Any song that doesen't talk about that is better than that junk. And just because they sing the songs make the music worse.

DeKalb
07-20-2001, 02:05 AM
Boy bands aren't famous for their music, they're famous cuz "Like OMG, _______ is soooooooo cute!! I like, wanna marry him!!!" It sux that they all became famous because of subliminal messages and stuff.

VTD
07-20-2001, 02:08 PM
without a doubt, its "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion

edh101985
07-21-2001, 09:13 PM
All Eminem songs

serpent king
07-21-2001, 09:21 PM
all boy bands song. that how i beat shaq song. All those girl singerslike Brittany Spears, Christina Aguleria(SP?)and so on. Who let the dogs out , ok first i dont know anyone that knows that whole song...everyone just keeps repeating who let the dogs out. and the list goes on, and on, and on

KoasterKing
12-17-2001, 09:15 PM
anything by: creed, aaron carter, bsb, nsync, 98*, or any other boy band

TITAN GIRL
12-17-2001, 09:28 PM
I hate any music by Whitney Houston and Britany Spears!! BLEK BLEK BLAH!!

Whitney can kill any song and I just plain hate Britany!!!

MST3K_FREAK6666
12-17-2001, 09:36 PM
Barbie Girl
Aaron Carter
Blue
Lil Romeo
Lil Bow Wow
DreamstreetL I saw a commercial for them, and i was watching SNL, so I thought it was a joke. The next day i realized my g/f was a fan of them, 5 minutes later, we broke up.
Some people said anything by staind. HELLO! THeyre my fav!
ok to really bad songs are: detachable penis and "sex and violence" does anyone know who theyre by?
DREAMSTREET = CRAP

Skeeber
12-17-2001, 09:51 PM
Most of the stuff already posted I'd agree with.

Add to that any Rap "songs", and PROJECT WYSE. the most go-awful trash I have ever had to put up with. Download some of their stuff if you don't beleive me. But remember, you were warned.

James
12-17-2001, 09:53 PM
cleopatra's theme- Cleopatra :mad: := :mad:

PhantomRevnge67
12-18-2001, 10:48 AM
My Sacrifice
All or nothing
theyre all so gay

Cuddy
12-18-2001, 12:36 PM
My Sacrifice by Creed and Beautiful Day by U2 have such great messages.


I can't think of any specific songs, but most country songs. All they deal with is losing your woman, your car, and your dog. And Macy Gray's god-awful voice. I think she even botched singing the National Anthem earlier this year. Some people are born to sing and she ain't one of them.

miXmedia
12-18-2001, 09:07 PM
OMG I love this thread!!!! Okay this is going to be a looong list, i'll add to it also as I remember them!

--- ANY Aaron Carter song!!! Hate it with a passion! That's how I beat Shaq.. yeah I wonder how bad Shaq wants to beat the he11 outta him!
--- ANY Dreamstreet song!! Theys are the most pathetic, pop ******* i've ever seen, heard... Why is this even allowed?!?
--- ANY Boy band songs! How is taking someone else's song, then topping all charts and sweeping every award show legal?? Man our country is messed up sometimes..
--- Kid rock.. he does have a few okay songs.. but "Cowboy" and his new one, COME ON!
--- Any Wham! song! "Wake me up.." they reached a high point of sucksess there i'll agree! =)
--- Limp Bizkit! They did have some okay songs.. new remix album.. can I say good laugh??
--- Hanson.. well they write and stufff but.. i'll say the worst band of sisters i';ve ever seen =)
--- Jay-Z "IZZO (H.O.V.A.)" Jay is great.. but this song need to be shot!
--- Cash Money... I don't care about your money, thats not even close to quality music, I could brag about mine too, and no i'm deffinately not jealous or prejudice, yeah whatever.. now back that @ss up outta the music business cuz it makes me sick!
--- ANY OLDIES OR OLD COUNTRY!!! I'll be soo happy if i NEVER hear another song again!
--- A*TEENS just gag me
--- "Mambo #5" Why was this popular? It is fun to make fun of my friends foronce liking it lol
--- "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men.. ALWAYS hated it, the baseball thing just took it WAY over the top
--- Mariah Carey.. i'll admit shes not the worst but her voice just gets me so mad when i hear it... so irritating!
--- Michael Jackson "You Rock My World" go back and rape children freak
--- Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy "Wuzupwitu" all I have to say is LOL
--- Blu Cantrell "Hit Em Up Style" This has got to be the WORST R&B song i've ever heard, why did people like it??
--- P Diddy mostly ALL of his songs except some old ones when Biggie was around (good ol days) but "Bad Boy For Life" "DIDDY" What is this sh..? J.Lonely
--- Dido "Thank You" ..Dido's not bad, Stan is one of the greatest songs ever (i think) but this song was WAY too played out for being crap!
--- ANY Vanilla Ice
--- Cleopatra "Cleopatra Comin Atcha" lol
---Aqua "Barbie Girl"
--- CHRISTMAS SONGS. Thats all i need to say there


I'm gonna have to continue this list lol LOTS more
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Smoky
12-18-2001, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by miXmedia
--- Hanson.. well they write and stufff but.. i'll say the worst band of sisters i've ever seen =)Here is a fun underground British site where you can give Hanson a well needed slap. (http://www.urban75.com/Punch/hansons.html) This site was the former home of the great internet classic "Slap a Spice Girl." (click on their faces)
--- Mariah Carey.. i'll admit shes not the worst but her voice just gets me so mad when i hear it... so irritating!If you think her stuff is bad, just check out how terrible her acting is in the movie Glitter! Judas Priest!
--- Michael Jackson "You Rock My World" go back and rape children freakFor those of us who grew up in the 1980s, we all remember when Michæl sang a song off his classic album Thriller titled "PYT" and it goes "I want to love you PYT Pretty Young Thing, you need some lovin TLC tender lovin care' and I'll take you there" Just what exactly did he have in mind when singing that song? :p

I'm gonna have to add Macy Gray to my list of talentless artists. I saw her on a VH-1 Christmas special today and her voice sounds like someone tearing paper on a chaulkboard. I'd rather listen to Milli Vanilli than have to sit through her stuff.

CPFan
12-18-2001, 10:06 PM
I have to agree with IOA Master, that Small World song is horrible, very annoying. And the ride, how boring can you get, when I was two years old I was bored of it (I wonder how my parents felt, lol).

Marcus
12-19-2001, 01:16 PM
Anything from Tenacious!!!!!!!!
They make my ears bleed with stoopid wonderboy!!!
And some of the lyrics dont rhyme and it doesnt make sense and its trying to be funny but it just isnt.

chilled
12-19-2001, 06:28 PM
anything by ICP

CoasterKid22
12-22-2001, 08:41 PM
You guys are right about that small world song. It has to be the most annoying song ever. I also hate that one song where it goes La La La it goes around the world La La La. Anyone know what song I'm talking about?

Andy Rathe
12-23-2001, 09:39 AM
Moving to Polls.

Dr.Bruce Banner
12-23-2001, 09:45 AM
No offense to all the BSB and Nsync fans.....I cant stand any Boy band song.

Natelox
12-23-2001, 03:04 PM
all punk rock, country, opera and classical

R@ptor
12-23-2001, 06:43 PM
EVERY Pop Song sucks!!!

gravitron
12-23-2001, 10:11 PM
Hanson Hmm bop, and any aaron carter songs.

The_Evil_Tediz
12-23-2001, 10:45 PM
I agree: All boy band songs, pop songs, and opera songs. I can't see why they are so popular.

Hector
12-24-2001, 02:50 AM
Anything rap or country.

coasetrphil
04-08-2003, 09:17 PM
BUMP!

Mine is "United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch. The guy sounds like someone living in his Mom's basement just saying random phrases ending in "whatever" and then having a little guitar.

SFGadvKing
04-08-2003, 10:18 PM
any of that hard rock metal stuff. i disagree with all you, i like creed a lot. i also hate rap.

Kyle L
04-08-2003, 10:35 PM
ANY Sum 41 Song.....ANY!

And also ANY Linkin park Song is pretty bad too.
And RAP SUCKS! All together.....End of story!

BryanWood
04-08-2003, 11:07 PM
Any Celine Dion song, period. Ugh, diva my tail!

Hector
04-09-2003, 12:24 AM
I said it then, and I'll say it now...


Originally posted by Hector
Anything rap or country.

Someone over at Viacom needs to be badly injured for giving us all the crap on MTV, VH1 and all the bad specialty channels (MTV2 was actually good when it started, they also turned MTVX into MTVJams, I mean come ON...). The person who came up CMT needs to be shot.

Cid
04-09-2003, 03:43 AM
hmm worst song ever. i'd have to say the macharina or owever you spell it. oh oh, or YMCA, well anything by the village people.

yeah my vote goes to anything they play at rollerskating rinks.

coasetrphil
04-09-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Raptordude
ANY Sum 41 Song.....ANY!

And also ANY Linkin park Song is pretty bad too.
And RAP SUCKS! All together.....End of story!

Wow I really like Sum 41 and Linkin Park. Sum 41 may just be a newer copy of the Offspring but I like them a lot too. Linkin Park may be a liitle too mainstream but it is still rock music.

ride6
04-09-2003, 04:41 PM
in general (so i'm nit targeting you impiticular fav. band ar anything)

I dislike rap, country or pop. Classic Rock and Hevey Medal (sp?) are my sort of music.

Alon
04-10-2003, 08:15 AM
I don"t like "you're unbelievable" but don't remember the name of the band.

Leyna
04-10-2003, 08:55 AM
I can't stand Madonna's new song (American Life). I've heard it once and turned it off after like five lines. Horrible.

General Public
04-10-2003, 11:22 AM
"We Will Rock You," by Queen. God, I hate that song so much.

It's trite, overplayed, and generally lame. It's like the Macarena (which makes the top ten bad songs list, too)... diluted through constant play to make things go from bad to worse.

topfueler
04-10-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by General Public
"We Will Rock You," by Queen. God, I hate that song so much.

It's trite, overplayed, and generally lame. It's like the Macarena (which makes the top ten bad songs list, too)... diluted through constant play to make things go from bad to worse.

Agreed 100%. Stadiums and arenas need to find a new tune. But my vote for worst song ever goes to Dexy Midnight Runner's "Come on Eileen." That song just completely blows. Honorable mentions also go to "Livin la Vida Loca", "Achy Breaky Heart," and of course the "Macarena."

Zmoney88
04-11-2003, 11:22 PM
There's so many how can you choose?

Anything Disco (I'm glad I wasn't alive in '77)
Anything J Lo (She even sings about the Bronx! no one cares where she's from)
Anything Backstreet Boys, NSync, etc. (I hate boy bands)
Anything Celine Dion (her voice gives me a headache)
most country (Johnny Cash is pretty cool, but the rest is crap)

the list goes on and on.

I know a lot of you like them, but I anything Linkin Park, Blink 182, Sum 41, etc.

RaptorXLC
04-12-2003, 09:37 AM
I hate the song MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. by I forget who. Weird al did a parody of it called Headline news, which was much better.

Matt M
04-12-2003, 01:01 PM
Wosrt song ever, hmmm. Let's see, BRITNEY SPEARS EVIL STUFF!!!

Zmoney88
04-12-2003, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by RaptorXLC
I hate the song MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. by I forget who. Weird al did a parody of it called Headline news, which was much better.

The song "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" is by the Crash Test Dummies. I kinda like that song; it makes me think of Dumb and Dumber. It's so stupid that you just have to laugh at it.

slipknot8527
04-14-2003, 01:17 AM
haha...yah, that crash test dummies song is so qwful, you have to like it. Its weird....whats even lamer is the guy that sings it....I saw him on SNL..I think its all an act.

Tobster1
04-17-2003, 02:37 AM
Cry me a river , Aaron Carter

HisDougness
04-17-2003, 05:10 PM
"Wanksta" by 50-Cent. Every time I walk down my hall and hear someone playing it I have a strong desire to throw his or her stereo out the third floor window.

jimmycoasterman
04-18-2003, 09:52 AM
besides agreeing w/ about everything every1 has said, how about including "the macarena" not sure why that got so big a few years ago.

AllSmilesChica
05-02-2003, 04:27 PM
I hate most rap, country and younger boy band songs.

I really can't stand Madonna's new song "American Life" it's just a horrible, horrible song.

Thrill Rider
05-02-2003, 04:36 PM
I agree with Jimmycoasterman on the macarena.

Also:

Love Shack by the B-52's
Pretty much anything by the spice girls or aqua

BimmerZ3
05-04-2003, 11:22 PM
That one that goes something like this (I don't know the real lyrics, but I can type out the sounds):

I'm blue da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di.

BTW, Love Shack is an amazing song. Hey jimmycoasterman, I have two words, Jon Flowers.

G-Farce
05-07-2003, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by BimmerZ3
That one that goes something like this (I don't know the real lyrics, but I can type out the sounds):

I'm blue da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di.

BTW, Love Shack is an amazing song. Hey jimmycoasterman, I have two words, Jon Flowers.

I hate the song too, but its " I'm blue if I was green I would die, if i was green I would die" and so on.

I hate the lyrics to Percy Sledge's "When a Man Loves a Woman" and everyone elses version for that matter. They pretty much just state how friggin WEAK the male gender is once he gets himself some. Here (http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/lw2.shtml) they are if you wanna read them. I love the song though...maybe its that year that The Blue Devils (DCI) played that as their closer('92 I think).

gracie
05-09-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by BimmerZ3

I'm blue da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di.


Ack! My roommate had this song as her ring tone, and it would be on full volume, and ring all night long!

A few of mine---

Macarena
anything by 50 cent
Johnny Mathis (my boss listens to him WAY too much)
Landslide


Disclaimer for Landslide----That was my friends wedding song, and he's now divorced.


Grace


*edit* Oops. Messed up the coding!

Skye
05-09-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by BimmerZ3
That one that goes something like this (I don't know the real lyrics, but I can type out the sounds):

I'm blue da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di, da ba de da ba di.

BTW, Love Shack is an amazing song. Hey jimmycoasterman, I have two words, Jon Flowers.

i don't remember the song title (probably just i'm blue), but its by eiffel64 or something like that. I think they were from belgium but don't remember.

BiCoastal Kid
05-09-2003, 08:34 PM
Yeah, that song, WHICH I LIKE! ROAR!, is just called Blue.

But, since i like a lot of music Id have to say that the worst song Ive ever heard were anything from Bjork. Im sorry but her songs are just cruel and unusual punishment!:flip: :sick:

And about Creed...YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! Creed rules with a mighty fist! But I do think that song was WAY overplayed.

Another song that I like but am sick of...DJ Sammy-Heaven. Ive heard this song A BAJILLION times! ROAR!!!!!:devil:

BimmerZ3
05-15-2003, 06:18 PM
Ahh, how could you like that song? I admit that the video was cool with all the headbanging aliens, but the song was just SOOOO annoying.

LoCoSuMo
07-07-2003, 03:52 PM
Anything by Eminem or country I can't stand. I do like pretty much like the majority of 80's songs though which is surprising.

Ta2KX
07-07-2003, 09:18 PM
Hot Hot Heat - Bandages

V2kid62489
07-09-2003, 01:23 AM
all rap especially 50 cent
and P.O.D. Youth of a Nation, that song must die!

Raptor
07-09-2003, 02:56 AM
You can add almost all of Metallica's album St. Anger to this list. That stuff is awful.