http://www.terroristjokes.com go to that site for oshama bin laden jokes.

They are FUNNY.

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Not to mention the fact that the Taliban never bothered to ask the Afghani people if it was all right to rule over them. They came to power without (surprise) elections.

Of course, now the Northern Alliance is going to use this opportunity to take the country. And while they may be the enemies of our enemy, who's to say they'll be any better than the Taliban in a decade.

The thing is, there's no way al Queda can really lose this war, even if the entire organization is eventually obliterated. There's so much hatred among extremists in the Mid-East over American policy that ANY action by the US will fuel the anger. The very act of terror on 9/11 forced us into a situation where there is no real winner, because we're forced into a response. The only thing we can do is hope to disable as many terrorists groups as possible and delay the inevitable--more attacks.

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I'm glad the retaliation is going on in the manner that it is. Bombing terrorist training camps is exactly the right way to do it and sending the care packages to Afgani citizens really gets our anit-terrorism not anti-Muslim message across. The really scary thing was when Bin Laden said that there will be no peace in America unless there is peace in Afganistan. Unfortunately, I fear we may have another horrible attack in the future, and that scares me.

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OK....I can't take full credit for this one here. I heard my mom talking on the phone mention it. I'm just going to elaborate it a little:

You know how we are saying that we will "smoke" them all out of their holes and caves? Well, forget about that! This is the new plan:

We'll throw a little Jet Fuel down into their holes and light a match! That'll get them running out REAL fast!


Sorry....I thought that it was very funny...thought I'd share it!

One problem.. we don't really know where their holes are.

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Take Osama Bin Laden, make him have a sex change, and put him back in Afghanistan. Or.....Put him in a room full of the victims familys.

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actualy Coaster131, I heard on the Bob ans Sheri show ( a national funny news show) that the reason why Bi Laden hates the US was because he was attracted to an US military man and when he "hit" on the the military man, the military man beat the crap out of Bin Laden. From then on, he's hated the US so he might actualy like a sex change

Just bomb the entire country...use a few A-Bombs, hell I'll be a damn suicide pilot on one of those missions, just so we can rid the world of that *******!!

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yeah, get rid of bin laden...and what's left is a fully functioning terrorist organization with a martyr. don't get me wrong, bin laden deserves to be brought to justice for the role in the 911 attacks, but the problem is far deeper than him. take him out, and do little. take al queda out, and do a lot. bin laden isn't THE demon, he's A demon. there are a lot more.

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Or just make him ride on a Vekoma SLC clone a bunch of times. That'd probably do the job.

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Here are some facts.

1. It is VERY, VERY LIKELY that we will never get osama bin laden.
2. Even after bin Laden, there are many people who are will ing to die for The Cause.
3. The people of the United States are some very ignorant people - everyone here is going to be Gun-Ho for the attack until a C-17 brings back a cargo of body bags.
4. Bombing from the air really doesn't do any good, in the words of President Bush "They may have destroyed steel..."
5. Just a side note, but United States Intelligence officers have done sex changes before, cruel and unusual punishment comes after getting intelligence, and some captured terrorists teeth have been pulled out to get them to reveal stuff, usually in this orded 1. fingers 2. teeth 3. whuteva they please, most of you don't realize that the United States DOES teach torture to its agents.

Now to the fun stuff!!! My opinions!!!
I think that bin Laden will not be caught, despite the $5 million reward.
I heard that a terrorist told his girlfriend not to go on flights on sept 11 or into malls on Halloween DONT GO TO MALLS ON HALLOWEEN
I gotta go, ill finish later

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And this makes you better than the terrorists how?

How would bombing the whole country help any? They are not all terrorists. They were already bombed back to the stone age by Russia. Most of the people in Afghanistan hate the Taliban anyways, and we should not kill all of the people in Afghanistan just so we can kill Osama and some others.

Also, if we a-bomb them, thats just asking for the end of the world. It would start a chain reaction of other countries bombing us, and then bombing other countries. I dont wanna be a piece of rock floating in space.

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I agree. No-one has gotten hold of Saddam Hussein yet, and we know where he is! Bin Laden could be anywhere within thousands of square miles of mountainous terrain that his people know well and our forces don't.

Yup, true as well. Whether you think it's justified or not, in some quarters the US is viewed as a global bully, using it's economic and political might to get it's way. Also, it's backing of Isreal has alienated thousands of Palestinians, some of whom will be prepared to die for their beliefs.

I agree with this too, much as I would like to see him brought to justice.

IMO, this is an urban legend, the same sort of stuff that always starts after a major disaster.

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I'm just hope that no-one as brazenly ignorant as you is making proper decisions regarding military strategies in Afghanistan. To say that an A-bomb would solve anything is one of the most breathtakingly stupid statements I've read in a long time!

Also, do you seriously think that the Afghan people ELECTED the Taliban? Hell no; they just took control of the country. Right now, as I'm writing this, it's illegal for women to be educated, show any part of their bodies at all, have any freedom or rights. I've just watched a TV documentayr which showed a young Afghan woman being shot in the head in front of thousands of people for "killing her husband". More likely she put his dinner on the table about 6 seconds too late.

This sort of thing happens all the time. I feel desperately sorry for them; they try to earn a living, exactly the same as you and me, in conditions that we simply can't imagine, surrounded by constant war.

Even killing Bin Laden won't do any real good; he'll simply become a martyr to his followers and there are plenty of others waiting to take his place.

Also, I've merged the two topics, (so that's why I've got two successive posts!).

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I made a comment. Don't crucify me for it. Maybe whoever started this thread (no disrespect) should have stated only sane replies only.

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i think the airstrikes have been good so far. maybe there could be more. i hope we go after sadam next

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i think it is quite funny that who ever started that UL, put it on halloween...surely to the Taliban, it wouldn't matter when they hit, halloween has nothing to do with they're religion. and halloween is a much used date for UL...like dialing 666 at midnight from a payphone on a crossroads is particularly funny!

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Our bombs are killing civilians. We're no better than the terrorists. We've lost any sort of moral authority that we had.

I'm no longer proud to be an American. I want to hide my head in shame for being part of the country that thinks killing civilians is an appropriate response.

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omg what are you talking about. we are exterminating terrorism, not killing civilians. i dont want anyone ever say again that theyARE NOT PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. you want to talk about killing civilians, how about 6000 in new york. you sicken me.

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i think he means that we are also killing innocent people in afghan, and what we are doing or no better then what they did.

I'm sorry that I sicken you. I am sickened by American bombs -- bombs for which I helped pay through my taxes -- killing Afghan civilians. I grieved the loss of the people in the Sept 11th attacks, and to try and argue otherwise is insulting to me. And I certainly want to see the people responsible for those attacks brought to justice. But not at the cost of killing more civilians.

I won't even get into the humanitarian cost of our bombs cutting off UN food aid. I'm speaking directly of our bombs that are killing civilians. Earlier today (or perhaps it was yesterday), the Pentagon admitted that a 2,000 pound bomb missed its target at the Kabul airport and landed in a residential neighborhood. In one of the first couple days of bombing, the UN announced that it appeared that one of our bombs had killed four of their humanitarian workers near a radio tower in Afghanistan.

That is the killing of civilians that I am ashamed about. Of course, because that's occuring in some far-off land, and they're not related to any of us, it's going to be shoved aside and ignored. So that we can go on bombing and killing in our blind fury. :/

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well that is not really true, b/c all of the innocent people we kill are by accident. they all hate america anyways. its just sad that he doesnt realize how lucky he is to be in this country. that is the saddest thing ever.

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You sicken me too!!!
To think there are people who hate America because we do not want terrorism to occur again disgusts me. If you hate America so much, lets all pay to send you to Afghanistan so we can "bomb" you and the "innocent" (and by innocent I mean bin Laden's puppets, not civilians)

We are fighting a war!!! Im not going to be the one to let terrorists keep destroying our buildings and killing American's! I say bomb what has to be bombed, innocent people will die, but it will be accidental, the U.S. is at wasr with the Taliban, not the Afghan people. Do we need to remind you of Hiroshima??? Thousands were killed so that thousands would be saved!!!
(steps off soap box)

Here's an interesting tidbit:
We all know about Nostradamus's 'prophecy' if you don't it is "In the New City, brothers (WTC)will be torn apart by chaos, but the fortress (pentagon) will endure, at first (blah blah blah) but then the great leader (Dubya) will succomb.

Here's where it gets good though

Tecumseh's Curse was first placed on William Henry Harrison who slaughtered the Shawnee at Tippecanoe. Tecumseh, considered a prophet by his people, pronounced that every President elected in a year with a "0" in it would die. Harrison died one month after his election. Since then Lincoln (1860), Garfield (1880), McKinley (1900), Harding (1920), F.D. Roosevelt (1940), Kennedy (1960), have all died in office. Ronald Regan broke Tecumseh's curse, although he was shot and came very close.

Who Want's to run for President in 2020???

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It was on CNN is all I can say

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No clue who the guy pictured in my avatar is, but its a great picture nonetheless!

Oops!!! You're right, my bad, here it is!

Please only SANE replies
lol

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No clue who the guy pictured in my avatar is, but its a great picture nonetheless!

I'm sorry if I appeared harsh. But to suggest that an A-bomb would solve anything is to bury your head in the sand. Pakistan and India, just two of the countries whose citizens aren't exactly thrilled with the bombing of Afghanistan, both have nuclear weapons, the same as the US.

I don't think I need to say what would happen if anyone sent an A-bomb to Afghanistan.

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DUDE WE ARE ACCIDENTALLY KILLING CIVILIANS!!!! THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE!!

Please turn off your caps lock when posting. It looks like YOU ARE SHOUTING, and it's far better for the board if we keep things civil between us.

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Sethar, what are we supposed to do, just bury our heads in the sand and let the terrotists kill thousands, if not millions more Americans? We aren't trying to kill civilians, but, it's war, and we do make mistakes. If we don't fight terrorism, it will continue to get worse. If we had this after the embasy bommings or the first WTC attacks, This attack wouldn't even have happened!

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