The joke is on Taliban

**Andrew Polcyn** · #1 10-23-2001, 08:28 PM

Did not find any other threads dealing with humor.

Does anyone have Taliban jokes or parodies of songs? As you may have read some of my recent posts...I listen to WTAM-1100 quite often, and a song that they do before Trivosonno comes on the air is a parody of "The Candyman". Sample of lyrics--"The Taliban can cause they run Afghanisatn and know the neighborhood." Also on Triv's show, they do mock calls to the Taliban, usually the usual kid with a prank call. One they did soon after the attacks was a call from the FBI requesting the whereabouts of Osama. In the end, the FBI asks if Taliban have answering machine, to which Taliban says, NO. What follows is a series of telemarketers to the point where Taliban yells, "That's it!! Osama--You on your own!"

Or do you know of any sites dealing with the above subject?

J-Brew2001 · #2 10-23-2001, 08:31 PM

I did see one where they did that "daylight come and me wanna go home" song where he was being chased by missles (it had a South Park type annimation to it). At the end a missle finally hit him and blew him to bits.

Joe17123 · #3 10-23-2001, 08:38 PM

www.newgrounds.com has a lot of parody of bin laden and also www.madblast.com

birderboy · #4 10-23-2001, 08:56 PM

I've got two:

1.
It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."

The son, not understanding, asks his father: "What are the Twin Towers?"

The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them."

The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"

2. (contains edited explicitity)
What if Bush said this in his address?

Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
Are you ****ing kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are ****ing with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started ****ing around with us? Remember the little yellow *****es over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big *** barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing.

Ask your buddy Saddam about ****ing with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his ****ty little country.
Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding ***es safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past.

This is America. We kick ***. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry ***es.
God bless America!

TITAN GIRL · #5 10-23-2001, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Brew2001
I did see one where they did that "daylight come and me wanna go home" song where he was being chased by missles (it had a South Park type annimation to it). At the end a missle finally hit him and blew him to bits.

Here are the words to that song- got it from one of those funpage type sights!!

Sung to the Harry Bellafonte tune
The Banana Boat Song (Day-o)

Ay-ho, ay-ay-ay-hole
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)
Ay, he’s an ay, he’s an ay, he’s an ay, he’s an ay, he’s an
ay-ay-ay-hole
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)

Fly all night on a bombin run
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)
Bomb Bin Laden till thee morning come
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)

Come, Afghan Taliban, hand over Bin Laden
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)
Come, Afghan Taliban, hand over Bin Laden
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)

Sixty megaton neutron BOMBS
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)
Sixty megaton neutron BOMBS
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)

Ay-ho, ay-ay-ay-hole
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)
Ay, he’s an ay, he’s an ay, he’s an ay, he’s an ay, he’s an
ay-ay-ay-hole
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)

A pitiful chump, is the bum Bin Ladin
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)
He cannot run and they cannot hide him
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)

Sixty megaton neutron BOMBS
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)
Sixty megaton neutron BOMBS
(Daylight come and we bombin you home)

Copyright 2001

J J McNelly
jim@composter.com

CoolCoasterKid · #6 10-23-2001, 10:38 PM

Those are the words? I must be thinking of a different song then, but my friend showed me this site and these are the lyrics (I have it downloaded on Morpheus, so I'm listening to it now

)

ayy-ooo. Maaaaaayyo (Perhaps ay-hole, I'm not sure...it's not too clear)
Daylight come and we drop theeee bommmb
Hey, we said pay, we said pay, we said paaaaaaay-o (maybe "up"...again, not too clear .)
Kick your *ss, then we gonna come hooooooome.
George Bush say that revenge come!
Daylight come and we drop the bomb.
Load them bombs till the mornin' come!
Airplane come and we drop the bomb.
*Come, Mr. Taliban, turn over bin Laden.
*Colin Powell gonna bomb his home.
*Come, Mr. Taliban, turn over bin Laden.
*Daylight come and we drop the bomb.
*"Lift" One bomb, two bomb hit the floor!
*Daylight come and we drop the bomb.
*6 bomb, 7 bomb, 8 bomb, more!
*Cruise missile knockin at your door.
--Repeat of lines w/ *'s--
Hayyo, we said heeeeeyo...
Kick your *ss then we want (maybe won't) come hooooome.

Sorry for all the maybe's, but the guy's voice is kinda strange and it's hard to tell...I'm pretty sure that's mostly accurate though.

I think the site my friend showed me was gotlaughs.com... I haven't heard the other version of this Bin Laden song, but you can see this one (it's a funny video) at that site above.

BTW, the attached pic is called "True Heroes".

coasterguy1 · #7 10-23-2001, 10:45 PM

about that song below, there is some other ways to say the chorus.
"Air Force come and they flatten your home"

There was an email i got that said
to: Osama bin :Laden
From:Boeing Corp

"We see you have taken an intrest in our planes. Especially the 757 and 767 models. Let us show you some more of out models."
It goes on to show F-18's, f-14s, f-16's, b-52s. b-1, b-2, and alot of other military planes. its hillarious.

Coaster Boy · #8 10-23-2001, 11:14 PM

I heard that "Air force come and flatten yo home" one on the news! WHERE CAN I GET IT? Or what is it called so I can download it?

There are a few not-to-clean sites out there making fun of bin Laden, one is shootbinladen.com. Simply point and click and watch bloody holes appear on him. Another is bombbinladen.com. This site didn't work for me, but from what I hear it is great. But remember, these sites are not for little kids.

Pantera Psycho · #9 10-23-2001, 11:19 PM

That Day-O parody was funny, but I've personally been getting sick with all the bin Laden jokes and all. They were hilarious at first, but after the first million, they started to get old.

trock476 · #10 10-24-2001, 04:24 PM

whats the difference between osama bin laden and christmas?
-christmas will be here in december.

**Andrew Polcyn** · #11 10-24-2001, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pantera Psycho
That Day-O parody was funny, but I've personally been getting sick with all the bin Laden jokes and all. They were hilarious at first, but after the first million, they started to get old.

So don't read those jokes. Personally I'd rather read and tell jokes about Bin Laden and the Taliban than hear about the continuous bombings and anthrax scares.

I got a joke. It's an old knock-knock joke that Osama told the head of Taliban just before he did these treacherous things.

Osama: Knock-Knock
Taliban: Who's there?
O: Osama
T: Osama who?
O: Good, thats what you tell the Americans when they ask about me.

Yeah I know....it sucks.

antfarm007 · #12 10-24-2001, 04:45 PM

http://www.terroristjokes.com

This one is hilarious, but its for us bigger kids

MountainMan · #13 10-24-2001, 05:18 PM

i heard this one in school:

now class, today we are going to learn about the new U.S. territory:

Lake Afghanistan

person who loves coasters · #14 10-24-2001, 05:22 PM

Here's a quick one...

Q: What's Osama Bin Ladin gonna be for Halloween?

A: A dead guy

(I also like that terrorist jokes website even though the language is unsuitable for children

)

MST3K_FREAK6666 · #15 10-24-2001, 09:03 PM

Here's one:

Trip to afghanistan: $800

Hi-powered sniper rifle: $3000

Hotel stay with accesible roof: $200

Shooting the crap out of Osama bin Laden: Priceless.

There are somethings money cant buy. For everything else, ******* bin Laden with it.