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Old 11-17-2001, 11:45 PM
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Wink Osama Bin Laden

what do you think we (USA) should do when we catch Bin Laden?

i say, put him on a really tall pedistall in NYC ,with a gnoose(sp) around his neck and the other side tied to a crane . and have a big celebration with everything red white and blue, and have many floats and so on and so on. then on the last float put all the families of the people who were lost on 9-11, and have the float crash into the pedistall causing him to be hung. and broadcast it on every channel!

just a thought.
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Old 11-18-2001, 12:00 AM
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1)Throw him off of a tall building.
2)Keep him in solitary confinement in complete darkness and only feed him food that is really bad.
3)Shoot him on the spot.
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Old 11-18-2001, 12:46 AM
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if we do get him wut weill really happen is hell be in jail for the rest of his life
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Old 11-18-2001, 03:47 AM
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When the new World Trade Center is built, it should have an attraction where you pay a dollar to punch a tied up Bin Laden as hard as you can, as much as you want, just as long as he doesn't die, because then the attraction is finished. lol, that would be awesome, wouldn't it?
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Old 11-18-2001, 03:13 PM
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I think that we should continuously bring him to the brink of death. Put him in a car, and crash it, but don't let him die. Push him off a building, but just high enough so that he gets hurt really bad, but doesn't die. After every time, we should rejuvenate him, and when doing surgery, don't give him the stuff that makes it so that you can't feel whats going on (sorry, forget that word). Just my thoughts.
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Old 11-18-2001, 04:53 PM
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Whatever it may be (though I doubt he'll make it to American soil alive -- this is more one of those "preferably dead" deals), let's make sure we don't stoop to his level.
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Old 11-19-2001, 02:38 AM
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we'd save ourselves a world of trouble if he was killed in afghanistan. if we brought him back here alive, it'd turn into a huge death penalty case, with many european nations expressing concern over our use of the death penalty. the focus would get lost, and it'd be a mess. better to have him killed while fighting to bring him back.
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:07 PM
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As much as we'd like to see bin Laden be tortured in gruesome methods, we can't. The Eighth Amendment to the Constitution says that we can't inflict "cruel and unusual punishment" on a convict. If he is caught alive, chances are he'll be put on trial at an international court at the United Nations. After they convict him, he'll probably be imprisoned for life. If we killed him, he would become a martyr in the eyes of Muslim fanatics, which is the exact opposite of what we want.
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Old 11-20-2001, 05:55 PM
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Whatever it may be (though I doubt he'll make it to American soil alive -- this is more one of those "preferably dead" deals), let's make sure we don't stoop to his level.
No way! We stoop below his level. WAY below his level. That's how you win a war.

Let me tell you a story:

Way back when, back in the days of the Soviet Union, terrorists kidnapped a Soviet diplomat and held him for ransom. The terrorists later received a package which contained a plastic bag. Inside the bag was the genitals of the head terrorists Uncle, and a note that said "give us back our diplomat, or all of you will be like this". Guess what? The diplomat was returned unharmed, all thanks to stooping below their level.

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Old 11-21-2001, 01:41 PM
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If we kill him it will only make the situations worse.
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Old 11-21-2001, 07:06 PM
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If we kill him it will only make the situations worse.


How will it make it worse? It seems to me if we kill him, justice will be done. Now, how do we kill him? I say lets castrate him (no numbing) and then throw him in the ocean with great weights tied around him and let him drown (thats the most horrible death I could ever imagine, drowning, and make sure we tape over his mouth so he can't inhale water or anything).
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Old 11-23-2001, 04:29 PM
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If we kill him it will only make the situations worse.
I believe this is correct. Just killing Bin Laden isn't enough, as there are probably 1000 people in his organisation willing to take his place.
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Old 11-24-2001, 09:20 PM
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we'd save ourselves a world of trouble if he was killed in afghanistan. if we brought him back here alive, it'd turn into a huge death penalty case, with many european nations expressing concern over our use of the death penalty. the focus would get lost, and it'd be a mess. better to have him killed while fighting to bring him back.

That is totally right, I agree. But when they kill them if the special forces get to, I think they will have fun doing it!!!
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Old 11-25-2001, 04:14 PM
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When we catch him, we should put him in a cage like an animal and cover him from head to toe like the women in Afghanistan. Then we should treat him like the women there (during Taliban rule). Then we should make him eat rocks because that would suck (what a weird idea). Finally, we should put him at ground zero in NYC, show what he caused, make him eat some of the wreckage at ground zero, and put him in an airplane and crash it into a field in the middle of nowhere. Then they can find his parts and sell them on Ebay.
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Old 12-03-2001, 02:12 PM
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I think he should be caught alive, paraded in front of TV cameras like a rare exotic creature, and then he should disappear - no trial, no burial, no execution. Just let him disappear and let everyone wonder what happened to him. Let them wonder what the U.S. did to him. Let them scram about the lack of a trial, about the lack of justice, let their worst fears take over . . .
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Old 12-10-2001, 08:33 PM
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They need to strap his butt to a rocket and send him to his mom"!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!She is just as sorry as he is!! Two less piles of monkey dung we have to worry about!!!
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Old 12-11-2001, 12:35 AM
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When the new World Trade Center is built, it should have an attraction where you pay a dollar to punch a tied up Bin Laden as hard as you can, as much as you want, just as long as he doesn't die, because then the attraction is finished. lol, that would be awesome, wouldn't it?
that would be awesome i would make a special trip to new york to beat sorry candya$$$ down!
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Old 12-11-2001, 09:56 PM
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I believe this is correct. Just killing Bin Laden isn't enough, as there are probably 1000 people in his organisation willing to take his place.
ya but even if there are that many people willing to take his place, the taliban is just about finished
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Old 12-12-2001, 12:08 AM
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Here is some ideas from a coaster enthusiast.
  • Make him ride Hercules, Manhattan(SP) Express, Flight of Fear (With OTSR) and every other "headbanging worse than an AC/DC Concert" coaster
  • Make him ride S:RoS without a lapbar and he will float all the way back to Afghanistan
  • Put him on Stratosphere Space shot without an OTSR so he can terorize Martains.
  • Sentence him to spend three years on Its a small World
From a non-enthusiast's perspective
  • Put him in a Wrestling match against the entire U.S.A.
  • Let Evil Knievel try to jump over him not with a motercycle but with a steamroller
  • Make him spend the rest of his life in a rum with the victim's pictures on one wall and patriotic things on the other
  • Auction him on Ebay and the winner gets to do whatever they want to with him
  • Let him go in a big city at a ceremony when he winds up dead then rule it suicide
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Old 12-14-2001, 04:53 PM
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Make him chained to a wall and let younger kids throw pies at him
Either that or put him on the dunk tank and when someone hits the target, drop him in -0 water temperatures. Or just leave him on Windjammer forever.
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Old 12-16-2001, 12:52 AM
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i have thought about this for a long time and have come up with a perfect plan. they should have a lottery of people who lost realatives in the attacks. then fence off central park and 200 lottery winners will be there when they let bin laden loose in there, and they can do whatever they want with him.
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Old 12-16-2001, 05:07 AM
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Here is some ideas from a coaster enthusiast. [*]Put him in a Wrestling match against the entire U.S.A.
I like your thinking...however a side note to it. Since I am a coaster enthusiast and one of the "millions and millions" of Rock's fans, put Osama in a handicap match against: The Hardy Boyz, The Dudley Boys, Rock, Triple H, Y2J, SCSA, Kane, Taker, and our Gold Medal Olympic hero--Kurt Angle. He will get driven through ladders, tables, go through cages. That would be fun to watch.
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Old 12-18-2001, 10:51 PM
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My idea is the special op forces that find him should do the following
1.Take a hammer, a peice of ply wood, rusty nails and go crazy (i think you know what i mean)
2.Make him eat nothing but pork and any thing from a pig.
3.Make him drink his own piss
4.make himn eat his own $hit
5.Put him in a cage in Times Square so people can spit on him curse him out and do all various things to him.
6.Torture him some more
7.And last tie a rope around his neck and hang min from the empire state building but we make it as slow as possible.
Like my insane ideas.
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Old 01-01-2002, 11:23 AM
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As much as we'd like to see bin Laden be tortured in gruesome methods, we can't. The Eighth Amendment to the Constitution says that we can't inflict "cruel and unusual punishment" on a convict. If he is caught alive, chances are he'll be put on trial at an international court at the United Nations. After they convict him, he'll probably be imprisoned for life. If we killed him, he would become a martyr in the eyes of Muslim fanatics, which is the exact opposite of what we want.
The eighth amendment only applies to U.S. citizens, as well as all the other amendments. That's why they call it the U.S. Constitution
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Old 01-01-2002, 02:18 PM
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The eighth amendment only applies to U.S. citizens, as well as all the other amendments. That's why they call it the U.S. Constitution
that's not quite true. first of all, many constitutional rights have been extended to include US residents that are non-citizens. however, putting this aside, the constitutional rights that apply to the judicial system apply to anyone who is tried in a US court of law, regardless of their citizenship. prisoners are granted certain rights not because of their citizenship but because of the system itself.

incidentally, in the eyes of the law, the only significance of your citizenship is seeking asylum and cases of extradition.
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Old 01-01-2002, 09:34 PM
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They should tie him to a wall and the victim's families get to shoot paintball guns at him. Then, we tape him to a light post and yank off his turban to see what's under it. Then we shave his facial hair. We put him in an airplane over the Atlantic Ocean and make him do the Belly-Flop of Doom!!! Mwahahahahahaha!

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