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12- He's Singing to Hannah Montana Songs at the End
11- He Doesn't Get why Terminator Coaster at SFMM is Wooden
10- He Voted for Ralph Nader
9- Joe Biden Is in the Movie
8- He Runs on Ethanol Oil
7- He Kills Paris Hilton for Real (OK, Not Really but wouldn't that be Great)
6- He Auditions for "Flavor Of Love"
5- He's the Father of the OctoMom's 14 Babies
4- He Hasn't Paid his taxes and he wants to run for Senate of Michigan
3- He Was...

A Bunch of Pirates tookover a ship and here is the top 12 "Possible Reasons Why They Tookover the Ship."

12- They were hardcore extras in "Pirates of the Carribbean"
11- They wanted to get out of not paying taxes
10- George Bush wanted to Make Obama Look Bad
9- Bernie Madoff did it to Get People off his Back
8- They were trying to Find Kiera Knightly
7- They wanted to Find all 7 Seas
6- They were from The US and the Economy was...

You all know that Barack Obama went oversees and here is a list of the "Top 12 things Overheard During President Obama's Trip Overseas"

12- "I love you Tiger Woods"
11- "Man, Bush really got a Tan"
10- "Is Sarah Palin with You"
9- "Yo Dawg, you my homie, B-otch-e"
8- "You tell Bernie Madoff that he owes me 500 Dollars"
7- "Can you get me tickets to Carrott Top"
6- "What would...