Public Bathroom Horror Stories

DeKalb · #1 03-06-2002, 03:34 PM

**Tell your public bathroom horror stories here... just remember, KEEP IT CLEAN!**

Most restrooms at my school smell like ammonia or stagnant pee. Most of the time, there's clean toilet paper thrown around all over the place. Soap dispensers have dried-up soap on the outside, and some soap dispensers have so much dried soap on the inside that they can't be used anymore. (but that hasn't stopped them from replacing them). There's hair on the sinks... the paper towel dispenser has stagnant water on the handle... :sick:

MST3K_FREAK6666 · #2 03-06-2002, 03:43 PM

The urinals at my school are grody. The entire bathroom is. There are yellow stains all over the walls.:sick:

**Greg Johnson** · #3 03-06-2002, 03:46 PM

I wont/cant even begin to describe the level of intellegence at my school. Ill just say this, some peoples bathroom artwork is disturbing

wahooskipper · #4 03-06-2002, 04:15 PM

Ok, the topics are getting weirder by the minute. But, I am responding so what does that say about me?

Anyway, I was once in a reststop bathroom in Florida where there were tons of guys. One fella in a particular stall was obviously having problems...they were audible to all.

Nobody in the bathroom was saying anything until this guy says, "sorry fellas, I am even offending myself here!" Well everyone busts out laughing. That was a strange day.

JuaquetaPP · #5 03-06-2002, 04:15 PM

Every time I go to SFMM, i always get a stall next to someone with diarhea. I try not to laff, but it is just too funny.

flyer · #6 03-06-2002, 04:25 PM

When I was in the sixth grade someone wrote on the wall in really big letters "Save a tree, eat a Beever" we didn't stop laughing about that for about a month. Also has anyone over the age of five (Thats a guy) done the little kid thing (Pulling your pants and undies all the way down) while at the urinal, it was so funny when my freind did it at a baseball stadium.

Dr.Bruce Banner · #7 03-06-2002, 04:28 PM

Last year we had a stretch of bomb threats done by freshmen and one of them spelled bomb on the bathroom wall "Bom" is what i heard.

mooses41 · #8 03-06-2002, 04:41 PM

One time at Pirates cove mini golf in orlando there was a one person mens bathroom. Well, there were people waiting for a while and nobody was sure if anybody was in there. Fianally, we see and old guy RUN out of the bathroom to his car. We then discovered that the bathroom was under 5 inches of brown toilet water, with the occasional terd or diaherra (sp?). Disgusting.:sick: :sick:

Raptor · #9 03-06-2002, 04:43 PM

One time, at a McDonalds bathroom, some guy was using a toilet stall and, uh, breaking a lot of wind. He knew a couple people heard him because we were laughing. The guy said "Oh you like that, huh? Well, I'm singing an opera here! Watch, I'll go an octive higher!" and he did. and he continued doing it. It was sick!

Hmm, our school's bathrooms are disgusting. The walls are sometimes covered with urine. They're a horror story in themselves.

Also, in 8th grade, this dorky kid who isn't too smart would always pull his pants and underwear all the way down when using a urinal. :sick:

MST3K_FREAK6666 · #10 03-06-2002, 04:43 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by flyer [/i]
[B]Also has anyone over the age of five (Thats a guy) done the little kid thing (Pulling your pants and undies all the way down) while at the urinal, it was so funny when my freind did it at a baseball stadium. [/B][/QUOTE]
No, but my "friend" Joe did it untill he reached puberty. Heh, heh...:devil:

antfarm007 · #11 03-06-2002, 04:46 PM

I was at a deserted looking rest stop on I-75 in the Appalachians and I went into the bathroom, which was surprisingly nice, and there were two guys having intercourse in one of the stalls, door wide open. I ran out and almost puked and we called the cops. The cops came and arrested the two guy and one of the guys just put on his underwear and not his pants and he had lamb chops underwear on. I couldnt help but laugh.

**Greg Johnson** · #12 03-06-2002, 04:56 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by antfarm007 [/i]
[B]I was at a deserted looking rest stop on I-75 in the Appalachians and I went into the bathroom, which was surprisingly nice, and there were two guys having intercourse in one of the stalls, door wide open. I ran out and almost puked and we called the cops. The cops came and arrested the two guy and one of the guys just put on his underwear and not his pants and he had lamb chops underwear on. I couldnt help but laugh. [/B][/QUOTE]

ok, one think to say. That's _____________ (deka, fill it in for me)

DeKalb · #13 03-06-2002, 05:12 PM

I just remembered something else. In Halloween '92 (I was 5) I was at a McDonalds in Houston (I had just moved there) and one of the workers there asked us if we knew this homeless guy who had taken a "shower" in the restrooms there. They told us that they saw a homeless guy that had a McDonalds cup and some soap, and there were some puddles in the floor.

ScreaminDeltaDemon · #14 03-06-2002, 05:21 PM

I have a pretty gross horror story. I was in a bathroom at Opryland, when it was still Opryland and not a mall. I had just started to pee, when all of a sudden, I heard a scream a few stalls down. Apparently, there had been a woman changing her "feminine things" who also had a...shall we say...internal plumbing problem. Well, the toilet was so full, it started overflowing, and the next thing i know, a used "feminine thing" started floating into my stall on a river of liquid poo and pee. :sick: Lets just say that the next time I had to pee at Opryland, I held it.

The_Evil_Tediz · #15 03-06-2002, 06:04 PM

This isn't really all that disgusting, but at K-mart here, their bathrooms stunk. There was a giant turd floating in one of the stalls. Also, in middle school, some guy took a crap in the urinal.