03-24-2004, 07:23 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cleveland, OH 68.3 miles from CP Age: 34
Posts: 3,196
| | | In This Thread, I Tell You About My Current Employment Status (So long Key Bank)
I was laid off last December and have yet to find another job. I am still collecting severance pay.
I have narrowed my job search to the following: (no particular order)
Financial Analyst
Senior Accountant
Financial Planner
Prison Guard (female prison/detention center)
Adult Film Star
Announce "Blue Light" specials at K-Mart
Seeing eye person (you goto school for a year then get assigned to a blind dog)
Skyscraper window washer
Road kill collector
Youth minister
Clown (resurrect "Pogo")
Decisions....decisions. What job would be best for me? Discuss. |
03-24-2004, 09:11 PM
|  | Everyone Owns Us!!!!!!!!!!!! | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cleveland east side of it Age: 30
Posts: 2,574
| | | Well I hear the streets are paying really good now a days. Porn Star.? HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM>>>>>>>>>> |
03-24-2004, 11:36 PM
|  | Giga Poster | | Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 1,635
| | | I see this as being a rip-off of General Public's thread and a much less productive one at that, so unless this gets more useful I will close it. |
03-24-2004, 11:49 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cleveland, OH 68.3 miles from CP Age: 34
Posts: 3,196
| | | Then in all fairness, you should close GP's thread too. |
03-25-2004, 07:24 AM
|  | I'm the good looking one | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Ca$hville, Nashvega$ Age: 29
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| | | The sad thing is... this is a spoof, but yet it's not. The situation is real. We talked about this back when he was going to be first laid off, and eventually, he better understood my predicament, when I had no job because of the lack of anything tech-related (I'm now doing customer support for XO Communications).
You could try to shoot for the financial analyst/accountant jobs, but you could also try to have fun. I don't think you'll have many problems as a window washer, but I still consider K-Mart unstable work. |
03-25-2004, 04:17 PM
| | Everyone Owns Us!!!!!!!!!!!! | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cleveland east side of it Age: 30
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| | | How about the car wash. Check out all the hotties comming in there cars. |
03-25-2004, 08:10 PM
| | Giga Poster | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Age: 22
Posts: 1,989
| | | Road kill collector only you would come up with that one but I think you should be a clown or a financial planner since you use to work at a bank.
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04-01-2004, 02:22 PM
|  | Tree hugger | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London Age: 25
Posts: 5,910
| | | i would sugguest student. You only have to work around 10 hours a week (although for me its more like 25-30) and just generally be lazy. |
04-01-2004, 11:45 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cleveland, OH 68.3 miles from CP Age: 34
Posts: 3,196
| | | I've thought about going back to college for an MBA, but...for unexpainable reasons...it just doesn't appeal to me.
I'd love to be a police officer, but I think that would create too much stress on my family. Plus cops are overworked and extremely underpaid---just like teachers.
Maybe I should become a teacher, so I could have my summers off (okay, okay, you can all see where this is going.....)
A parachute tester sounds pretty interesting.
Perhaps I'll be a migrant farm worker.
I don't know. I'm so...:confused: |
04-02-2004, 09:29 PM
| | Everyone Owns Us!!!!!!!!!!!! | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cleveland east side of it Age: 30
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| | | Well Robert, I heard the Pimp business is really looking good so far. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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