09-04-2004, 12:22 AM
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| | | Man charged in farmyard romp with pig
Man charged in farmyard romp with pig
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By Tinuola Awopetu, Court TV
(Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.
They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.
According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.
"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.
The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.
Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.
Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.
Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.
P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian. |
09-04-2004, 12:31 AM
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| | | ROTFLMAO. That is the funniest thing i have heard in years. How discusting.
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09-04-2004, 01:51 AM
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| | | happens to the best of us.
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09-04-2004, 11:39 AM
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| | | Maybe, he likes Asians.
Anyways, I think I would have taken his sister first. I'd rather be charged with incest than barnyard fornickey. |
09-04-2004, 12:12 PM
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| | | HAHAHAHAHA!
This is friggin' hilarious! HAHAHAHA |
09-04-2004, 01:32 PM
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| | | So basically, he was caught "porking" the pig. How ironic.
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09-04-2004, 01:50 PM
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| | | I wouldn't think the pig would be much impressed. Many years back, in a place about an hour from where I live, a farmer suspected that somebody was "doin' it" with his horses. He set up a camera and it turned out to be a state policeman. |
09-04-2004, 02:33 PM
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| | | Just give this guy a pig calendar, and he's a happy guy. Hey, check out April's Honey Ham of the Month. |
09-04-2004, 02:45 PM
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| | | Haha so the guy likes pork both in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Poor animal. No, I meant the pig. |
09-04-2004, 03:14 PM
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| | | Pigs are sexy
[url]http://www.muppetcentral.com/cards/sent/par_piggy6.jpg[/url]
Who wouldn't want a piece of that??? :p
There's another picture that contains comical nudity (not really offensive, if a mod could tell me if it's offensive) that I would post but it would probably lead to me getting banned. If anyone wants to see it, just let me know.
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09-04-2004, 09:49 PM
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| | | I thought my last ham sandwich tasted a little unusual. |
09-04-2004, 11:19 PM
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| | | Where is Kraken, we need to see his ms-paint skills come out on this one.
This is just sick.
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09-04-2004, 11:28 PM
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09-05-2004, 09:44 AM
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| | | This is hilarious and sick at the same time. Why would anybody do that? On the other hand, it probably happens a lot whitout the people being caught. |
09-05-2004, 09:47 AM
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