01-20-2005, 06:01 PM
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I just got this one from a friend:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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01-20-2005, 06:29 PM
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| | | Dear Meowcoaster,
Hi there. This is all the members of Thrillnetwork. If you are going to post a topic such as "Theme park related jokes" first, let's make sure it's:
a.) Funny
and
b.) actually a joke....you know, like with a punchline and such...
Sincerely,
Everyone on these boards.
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01-20-2005, 06:41 PM
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| | | ^It's actually really cruel humor, but I think it is funny. It's not my fault other people don't get it.
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01-20-2005, 08:32 PM
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| | | Preying on the ignorance of youth...Well, their reactions can be funny.
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01-20-2005, 08:59 PM
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| | | [QUOTE=slipknot8527]Dear Meowcoaster,
Hi there. This is all the members of Thrillnetwork. If you are going to post a topic such as "Theme park related jokes" first, let's make sure it's:
a.) Funny
and
b.) actually a joke....you know, like with a punchline and such...
Sincerely,
Everyone on these boards.[/QUOTE]
You win.
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01-20-2005, 10:59 PM
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| | | [QUOTE=meowcoaster1]I just got this one from a friend:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.[/QUOTE]
Oh god. Really. Oh god. That's a really cruel and unfunny joke. Pain. Bad. DIE!
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01-20-2005, 11:05 PM
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| | | LOL! i LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome joke but sad sad sad for ur nephew! but I LOVED IT! |
01-21-2005, 02:46 AM
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| | | I agree. It is not one I would pull on anyone....but I thought it was pretty good.
Of course then again, I saw what everyone else had...oh wait, no one posted anything??? Hmmm.
Guess they dont have anything that good. (And yes I did really like it although it is cruel to the young child). |
01-21-2005, 04:42 AM
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| | | That's not a joke. It's a sketch from "Saturday Night Live." It's from Jack Handey's Fuzzy Memories.
Come on. At least source it right. Now we can all laugh because those Jack Handey things were funny.
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01-21-2005, 07:00 AM
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| | | She told me it was a sketch from there, but i thought it was funny to put it up^^
So now that you know it's from SNL, it's allowed to be funny? Wow, you guys are so0o0o0o cool.
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01-21-2005, 01:14 PM
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| | | nope...still sucks...mainly because it's not even a joke. I was expecting to read something funny...not this. |
01-21-2005, 01:50 PM
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| | | This thread makes no sense. It has to do with coaster realated jokes, so if anyone has one get this thread back on topic and share it with us.
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01-21-2005, 03:51 PM
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| | | Okay...this thread is the sux0rz...so let's try to salvage something.....I'll start this over appropriately..
Q:Whats the worst thing you can get from riding a rollercoaster?
A: AIDS!!!
Get it? It's a pun.
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01-21-2005, 11:22 PM
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| | | Q. What happened when Leeloo went to ride Batman?
A. Catwoman got pissed.
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01-21-2005, 11:37 PM
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| | | lolzz!!!11!!!!
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