From Craigslist:

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
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Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But something’s missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionally whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconspicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a
good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

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"I turned off the AC. First one to have a bead of neck sweat reach your butt crack wins." -Family Guy

That's how best friends meet each other. Just find someone else looking for an arch-nemesis and it's an oddball match made in heaven.

350 up front? Take his money and bolt. Pretty nemesis-like if you ask me.

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My neighbor got a big new house, and all I got was his lousy payments

Sound like a wack job to me. Then again most things on that list are off the wall crazy.

It's funny though and i would do it for more money.

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That's perfect. You made me lol.