Tell us what you think an idiot's last words would be. I think someone's last words would be, "What does this button do?"

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It wasn't me, I swear!!!

Hey Guys, Watch this!
If I mix this and this, will it explode?
Let me show you how to do this quicker.

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"What happens after I've pulled the pin on this grenade?"

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It wasn't me, I swear!!!

"Hey ya'll watch this!"

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05.16, 05.17, 05.18, 06.05, 06.06: Cedar Point
05.25.09-06.01.09: KD, SFA, BGE, SFGAdv, Morey's & More!
06.18.09: Holiday World
2009 Diamondback laps: 41

"I wonder if it'll fit in there..."

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^That is just so wrong...

"Relax guys, it's only a cub and the mother is nowhere to be seen."
"C'mon, I've done this a hundred times before..."
"Trust me."

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Where did that come from?

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I betcha five bucks that...

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What the hell is that thing?

Whats Russian Roulette?

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Y'all want to see how fast this thing can go?

I've never tried this before so help me out.

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Let's throw the beer keg in the fire!

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ThrillNetwork Webmaster/Systems Administrator -- My Official Fansite -- Get Firefox!
Everytime I ride a coaster, it valleys. I've never been on a stalled coaster or had one roll back (except Wicked Twister and what was Superman: Ultimate Escape, which does that by design).

*Ear on railroad tracks facing east*
"Hey, I think a train is coming..."
*Train is heading east*

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The user formerly known as WildeFyre
UOIT Mechanical Engineering Student

I wonder what this button does...?
Hey, don't touch tha...*boom*
Here, hold this 'Candle'...

Hmmm... I think I wanna give Windows Vista a shot!

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What could possibly go wrong when I enter a ride restricted danger zone to retrieve a lost cap while the ride is in motion? There is nothing worse than having to buy a new cap when I already have one!

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ThrillNetwork Lead Moderator (Originally known as Hurricane)

It's time to play some DEFENSE!

"Warning sign? Whatever, warning signs are for the weak."
"Sure I'll stash your drugs"

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"This is how your sister likes it"

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The user formerly known as WildeFyre
UOIT Mechanical Engineering Student

"I might aswell try, it's not like anyone will see me"
"Of course I'll be fine; it's a 100 foot drop, and the bungee cord's only 75 feet long."

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I cannot believe nobody beat me to this one:

"Goodbye, Mr Bond"

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ThrillNetwork Lead Moderator
My neighbor got a big new house, and all I got was his lousy payments

I Do
Let Me See How you look in that Bikini
Michael Richards: I'm Proud to be Here at the Apollo
Sure Mr. Cheney, I'll Go Quail Hunting with You
Boss, I hate You... Can I see Your Gun Collection
Man: Hey Sorority Ladies, Your Bathroom looks alot Cleaner than Mens
I'm A White Guy Boxing Dwayne-Johnson, I Got A Chance
I bet you I can break the Breath Holding Record
Honey, You Look fat in that Outfit
George Bush: What's The Worst thing that 500 Million Americans could do to Me out There
I'll Kill Myself it that Rob Schneider Movie is Bad
Person in Jail: You Butch are a Really Silly Stupid Goofy Guy
I think I know how to kiss a Cobra
I can drink over 25 Beers
So I can get 10 Million Dollars if I die
Dang Women, Your Mother N Law has the Biggest, Fattest Butt I've Ever Seen
So What Does a Member of "The Aristocrats- Live On Broadway" Do in the Show?
I think I can Outrun the Train
So What Will 500 Cups of Coffee and 300 Beers Do To A Non-Alcoholic
I'm gonna Drive in the Projects at Night with all My Money and Credit Cards, Whats the Worse that could Happen
Sure I'll watch all your Home Movies
I'm Michael Moore
Bill Clinton: "Hillary, I Cheated on You Again and You're in my Will"

Hey, let's find that gas leak with a candle.

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"It would be so much more awesome if you did this..."

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Game over- we have a winner.

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ThrillNetwork Lead Moderator
My neighbor got a big new house, and all I got was his lousy payments

For real? if not...

"If I don't need a seat belt in a car, I don't need it on this rollercoaster"
"I'll beat ya down" (to the bottom)
"I wonder were the bullet comes out?"
"If birds can touch electric lines, then I can too)

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1st ride on Renegade for the 2009 season.

What kind of Roller coaster are you?

I saw this stunt on Jackass, It's Easy.


Honey, Sorry I forgot Valentines Day, And your birthday; But your so old, You probably forgot.

What's a parachute?

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"2 clicks, no seatbelt"

"no wait! I can see my phone, it'd right there under the ride"

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Thank you for riding Reaper! Drop Ride to Doom, and remember to desecrate a sanctuary today.

Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times and didn't hurt myself too bad.

Let's mix pure sodium with water.

I'm going to drink this hydrochloric acid for $10.

I don't remember what happened the last time I did this because of the concussion.

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"We used to do this all the time when we were kids."
"You ever wondered what happens when you stick a key in a light socket?"
"Them motorcross guys do this all the time."

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"Your honor, I swear, she told me she was 18!"
"I'm 21, I can do any shot, bring it on!" (If you want the full story behind this, send me a PM).

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