I need some REALLY stupid ride names for my new park, Marshmallow Land. it has nothing to do with marshmallows, but whatever....
The rules are:
*No existing ride names
*No names you've used
*No superhero/cartoon character/famous person names please.

The names I have right now are:
*TIDAL WAVE: inverted beemer
*TWISTIE: sitdown beemer
*GREEN GIANT: THE RIDE sitdown beemer
*BIMBO CONFUSER: similar to drachen fire
*LAWSUIT EXPRESS: virginia reel
*PMS: THE RIDE: gravitron
*MY FIRST B&M: kiddie beemer...hehe

Some of those names aren't stupid enough, so I need better names for those rides and new rides I'm gonna put in...there's ANOTHER sitdown beemer and a giga planned...but of course we'll have more rides....
I was thinking of renaming MY FIRST B&M to Rotten Cheese...

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3.32.223
let's limming

How about Son of Green Giant? Another incredibly stupid name is Sen. Ed Markey: The Ride.

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"Well, I hate to be a snitch, but my neighbor Homer Simpson turned a radioactive ape loose in my house. Its taken over the whole top floor."~Ned Flanders

How about, "The Road to the White House," or "The Soggy Waffle Ride."

How about Evil Teddy Bear Brigade

No reference to Evil_Tediz

Wild Wet Noodle!

Cornball Express!

wait...that's a real coaster

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phantompenguin

The Teddy Bear Hugger!

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I already mentioned Teddy Bears.

waht about: Don't Enter This Ride

"The Escalator"

Great name. great ride you'll propably find
it anywhere around you. In a department
store at a government building anywhere!


And it has the Ed Markey proofed Certificate!

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Gluecklich ist,
wer vergisst,
was nicht mehr
zu aendern ist!

Upside down Hair net:The ride
The Blue Microphone

Bubble Gum Express (a bright pink coaster), Dipsy Doodle (virginia reel or gravitron)

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I once called one of my rides 'drugs', so I could get the amusing caption "Guest 1452 is on drugs"

How about "Geroge W Bush, the ultimite Disaster ride"

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Here's another one, meant to give you an excuse to drown guests: Your Mom.
"Ive been standing in line for Your Mom for ages."
"Your Mom was great"

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"Well, I hate to be a snitch, but my neighbor Homer Simpson turned a radioactive ape loose in my house. Its taken over the whole top floor."~Ned Flanders

Dance of the Sugar Plum Ostrich - Pink and White spinning car mini-coaster

P Force - Dark Green and Lime Green Multi-Looper for the vegetable variety or nasty yellow-ish brown colour for another type of 'Pee'.

Dead Man Floating (The Ride) - A coaster that has a brake run over the top of a lake so it slows right down for the riders to get a good view and every now and again you chuck a guest into the water. The punters will be gagging to ride again to see if they can spot the drowning man.

Lawnmower Man (The Ride) - Have a launched coaster going as fast as possible round a tiny circuit. In the middle of it make a grass square and fill it with as many lawn-mowing handymen as possible.

The Sewage Works - 'Log' Flume ride that is set among land that is all bubbling swamp themed from the spooky set. The riders will almost believe that they are afloat in giant carved out turds.

Static (the ride) - Marketed as the sister ride to Speed. This coaster has no track. It justs its in the station...see the novelty yet? You can even add an on ride photo and launch the train at 4mph past it, into a tiny hill and back into the station for extra excitement.

As Good As It Gets (the ride) - A massive coaster of 8000ft in length. The lift hill climbs to 400ft before plummeting down into a huge drop. At the bottom the train enters the brake run and does the rest of the 7,750ft at 4mph. On the brake run is a banner which says 'That was, As Good As It Gets!!'

I could go on and on, but I won't. Can anyone tell I'm bored at work?

I have named several Ferris Wheels as "Ferris Bueller"

dont ask me why

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I think Rollercoaster 3 is a stupid name

"The Phenomenal Excelerator"

I can only think of a few:

The Generic Coaster

The Other Generic Coaster

Son of the Original Generic Coaster


Gee, real original huh? I am guessing you can come up with better names.

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Ich lebe deinen Traum!

Attack of the 50 foot tall roller coaster

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phantompenguin

My friend's other friend has RCT, and she told me she named a coaster the Bloody Tampon or something like that....

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3.32.223
let's limming

how about 'That Sticky White stuff'
'Creamy Puff'
'Sticky Marsh'
'Revenge of the Smore'
'Great Balls of Fire'

or 'Drugs' so you get,
10. 'I'm not going on Drugs it isn't safe'
9. 'Drugs is to intense for me'
8. 'Just looking at Drugs makes me feel sick'
7. 'I'm not going on Drugs While it's raining'
6. 'guest1847 is on drugs'
5. 'Drugs was great'
4. 'I've been waiting in line for Drugs for ages'
3. 'Drugs has broken down'
2. ' Drugs is a really good value
1. '32 guests have died on drugs'

Waht about "Dude, wheres the coaster?" or "POOP: the ride."

And how about Green Giant the Third

dude...I do that at times too

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Spaghetti noodle rampage.

"The Device that Rolls and Coasts"

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I don't feel like manually adding my Track Record, so I'm just going to tell you it's 210.
Towson '09

Roller Coaster!

What about Ed Markey's Banana's?
I also like Mad Cow Invasion, Attack of the killer tomatoes: the ride.

if your really bored, i suggest "something" which gives amusing lines such as:

I've be standing in line for something for ages!
Something was great
Something was a really great value
32 people died on something
something has broken down
something is to intense for me
just looking at something makes me feel sick,
and my fav:
I want do go on something more thrilling than something.

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SHAME ON YOU FOR EXPRESSING YOURSELF!