^ Congratulations, now I'll never buy Starburst ever again.
My favorite commercial doesn't exist, but it should. I think the product was taken off of the market, so now it never will, except in my mind.
I always loved the Enzyte commercials with their (almost) thinly veiled sexual innuendo. "Bob" and his wife never spoke in the commercials, they just wore dopey smiles on their faces. Anyway- the ultimate Enzyte commercial would have gone something like this:
The commercial would be shot in black and white. Bob and wife would be dressed like Ward and June Cleaver from "leave it to beaver." throw in a couple of boys who resemble Wally and the Beaver, and even play the theme music from the show as the announcer is talking. At the very end of the commercial, go to a face shot of the wife, and have her say
"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"
__________________ "I go out and see a kid grabbing his crotch. Ain't nobody telling them that. Where do they get it from? They watch MTV. I say, 'If you wash up more often, you won't have to grab your crotch.' I'm telling these guys, 'Why you gotta grab your crotch?' Then you see Michael Jackson grabbing his crotch 50 times. What's with him?" - Mr. T
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