So, I keep getting spam about how I won the lottery in the UK, Nigeria, Hong Kong you name it. Normally, I delete them because I know they are a complete scam.

However, I found it funny to start sending back ridiculous responses for what they send me. Like personal information they ask you such as this.

Name:
Address:
Nationality:
Country:
Age:
Occupation:
Sex:
Phone Number:

Now this is what I have started sending back.

Name: Juanna Momma
Address: 69 Hershey Highway Intercourse, PA 11111
Nationality: Cracka
Country: United States you MOFO
Age: 85
Occupation: Prostitute
Sex: Yes
Phone Number: 867-5309

Do you guys get anything as ridiculous as I do? LOL

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I don't respond, because then they will have your email and can send you more spam. Bots send that stuff out at random.

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I think i get about 2 of those a day.

Greetings Mr. *insert name here*

You are being contacted because we would like to post 1$,00,000 in2 your aMerican large banc account!


Yeah, like anyone would ever believe and email like that. Oh wait, I guess some people are that stupid.

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Anyone remember Miss Cleo- the "psychic" on the TV commercials. The one that was supposed to be Jamaican, but had an Irish accent?

My wife used to get e-mails from her all the time, saying "Karen, I have important information for you, you need to contact me IIMEDIATELY!"

It kind of made the "psychic" abilities a bit suspect, as my wife's name is Lori.

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^ And if she was psychic, why didn't she know the cops were going to show up at her door?

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Intimidator Racing in to Carowinds 3/27/2010!

Email/Internet = Media Discussion.

I posted one on my personal website... supposedly from a soldier who was dying of cancer yet was still in Iraq.

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Honestly, I haven't received a spam email like that in years.

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