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Old 03-08-2009, 05:17 PM
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You might be a redneck if...
Let's find out who have some of the best redneck jokes.
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Old 03-08-2009, 05:33 PM
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You might be a redneck if when you go to a wedding and all of the bridal and groom parental units say this....

"I put my teeth in, did you put yours in?" "Nah, I ain't smilin for no pictures today."

This happened to us at a wedding in West Virginia no less. True story.
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Old 03-08-2009, 06:07 PM
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You might be a redneck if when you go to a wedding and all of the bridal and groom parental units say this....

"I put my teeth in, did you put yours in?" "Nah, I ain't smilin for no pictures today."

This happened to us at a wedding in West Virginia no less. True story.
I thought you were going to complete your true story of how the beer of choice at a wedding you went to was Natural Light.
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Old 03-08-2009, 06:11 PM
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If you've ever tried to tick off your car mechanics on Purpose, You Might be a Redneck.
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Old 03-09-2009, 09:25 PM
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If your dream home is a Double Wide.
If you think new-age technology is a Stapler.
If your kids are named Jack, (Daniels) Busch, and Bud.
If you've ever offered a Nun a Beer.
If you use slang at Church.
If you hated Star Wars because of all the Reading.
If you consider Wal-Mart "A Family Vacation."
If you think Starbucks is a Galaxy in Outer Space.
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Old 03-10-2009, 03:09 AM
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If you don't realize that this joke stopped being funny 15 years ago.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:23 AM
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They can never stop being funny. I love redneck jokes.

Some of my favorites.......

You might be a redneck if....

You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

You take a six-pack cooler to church.

The Blue Collar Comedy shows crack me up everytime I see them. I love those guys!

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Old 03-11-2009, 07:33 PM
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If the most teeth in your family belong to the dog, you might be a redneck.
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:30 PM
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Well, considering dogs already have more teeth than humans, that means we're all rednecks.
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:51 PM
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OK, if the Only one with more than 4 teeth in your family belong to the dog, you might be a redneck.
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If you can quote every single joke Jeff Foxworthy has ever told. (Guilty)
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:32 PM
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^I guess we're all rednecks.

If you sit on the toilet so long that your legs fall asleep, you might be a redneck.
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Old 03-13-2009, 06:03 PM
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^Shouldn't that be an outhouse?
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Old 03-13-2009, 06:56 PM
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^I guess we're all rednecks.

If you sit on the toilet so long that your legs fall asleep, you might be a redneck.
What's that have to do with rednecks? I don't see the correlation.
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