The coasterlove conspiracy theory thread.

[Wes]

The point of this thread (and I have one) is to come up with your conspiracy theories to why coasterlove has never changed his avatar to a custom one.

I propose that he is actually Thrillbot in disguise and therefore being a non-human has no desire to change something is trivial as an avatar.

What is your conspiracy theory. Remember that the moon does not exist...just keep that in mind.

[Jerry S]

He is blind, and doesn't know or care what it looks like. I do however remeber his "DORK" avatar from 2004.

[coasterlove]

Ummm...interesting...

I did actually have two custom avatars a while back. One was the one Jerry mentioned and the other was for [122604] that had pocket change in that order. A dime and nickel, quarter and a penny, four pennies. I have had the Geek avatar for a while and I have thought about changing it sometime to a custom. The real reason I don't think too much about it is because I have the settings that I don't even see people's avatars since I use my Sidekick a lot and it would just slow down the page being loaded.

But in spirit of the thread, the reason I don't use a custom avatar is they don't allow for nudity in them. I wanted to follow in the...eh...footsteps of Diesel and post a pic of my....

[Wes]

Be quiet robot. We don't want to hear from your kind.

[apsterling]

lol. i think hes just jealous that we know how to have a GOOD custom av.

[steel]

Oh yeah. You got that right.

[Dan G]

Which reminds me, why is your avatar so blurry steel?

[VekomahangNbang]

Originally Posted by coasterlove

But in spirit of the thread, the reason I don't use a custom avatar is they don't allow for nudity in them. I wanted to follow in the...eh...footsteps of Diesel and post a pic of my....

Very funny. I always wanted to know what exactly Diesel posted in Coaster Chat that one day.

[steel]

Originally Posted by Dan G

Which reminds me, why is your avatar so blurry steel?

Must I explain this every day?
It's blurry because it's moving really fast. Avalanche keeps its speed up until you are halfway through the final brake run. My dad (who took the picture) set the camera on a slower setting so that it would look blurry. Notice that only the train is blurry.

[Kingdakasurivor]

Thats simple he's a midget iguana form newfoundland who can only speek mexican. but he can't speek it it must be writen out in a mixture beetween mustard,relish, and pasta.
so he couldn't learn to read and can't read the word Avatar.
THE END

[medieval]

Hey, your not slipknot, you cant just say THE END to a story

I dont know. It's a big mystery. Here comes another Never Ending Story Thread

[sfft_2108]

Coasterlove is dead....

[DemonHunter4337]

Because tiny space aliens have landed in his brain and told him to break into the Zoo and free all the kangaroos.

[rlrcstrfreak]

Its ok Costerlove, I support robots! im with you 100% of the way!

[Worm]

as long as its robots that like coasters its fine with me!

[Drewbie]

Originally Posted by VekomahangNbang

Very funny. I always wanted to know what exactly Diesel posted in Coaster Chat that one day.

No you don't.

(I was there that fateful night)

[VekomahangNbang]

^ l already have a general idea

[Jimmy B]

Originally Posted by sfft_2108

Coasterlove is dead....

Actually coasterlove is not dead, he just went home.

And the day he'll have a custom avatar again is the day he goes and gets a computer of his own.

[siestakey]

because he is an ultra geek, duh, lol, just kidding.