| |
|
#1
| |||
| |||
| Never Ending Story 69
Let's revive the never ending story in a position that any woman would beg for: So Kraken was in a mosh pit at Warped Tour when all of a sudden General Public comes up to Kraken driving a tractor-trailor (and mowing people down in the process). Kraken jumps in with General Public and.... |
|
#2
| ||||
| ||||
|
Zongaboy shows up with George A Romero Green Day and Joey Ramone who ask If montu wants to play golf in New Zealand
__________________ Everything you say can be erased. |
|
#3
| ||||
| ||||
|
Kraken then slaps Green Day for being unworthy of his precensce. Green Day then sings American Idiot and screams out...
__________________ ThrillNetwork Editor - Formerly known as bgwfreak My site: SouthernScream.net Intimidator Coming in 2010 to Carowinds! |
|
#4
| ||||
| ||||
|
TOO LATE!! ONE IS HERE!!! Green Day is then eaten and uses a heart grenade to destroy the kraken. All of the onlookers are killed by the American Idiot--disguised as...
__________________ o hai. i herd u liek mudkipz? |
|
#5
| ||||
| ||||
|
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold then blows up everything else in site and says...
__________________ ThrillNetwork Editor - Formerly known as bgwfreak My site: SouthernScream.net Intimidator Coming in 2010 to Carowinds! |
|
#6
| ||||
| ||||
|
Hasta la vista, Baby...and then hops on his harley and trys to get away from the police but....
__________________ Magnum XL- 200...1989-2007...18 years of toppin the list |
|
#7
| ||||
| ||||
|
god pounds his fist on arnolds harley and defiles him to a fine black powder the police thought their work was done but.....
__________________ VF count - a lot SFGam count - 2 CP count - 1 MUSE = Amazing band = WIN! |
|
#8
| ||||
| ||||
|
...then Andrew Jackson popped out of his grave. He demanded of the police to dismiss all the national banks in the US. The police responded saying...
__________________ ThrillNetwork Editor (past tense: lectricShark) Never forget justice is what love looks like in public. -- OXFAM And in the end we lie awake and we dream of making our escape. |
|
#9
| ||||
| ||||
|
"gives us all the donuts" at which joey ramone does the moonwalk and trips over
__________________ Everything you say can be erased. |
|
#10
| ||||
| ||||
|
Then xbadx comes out of nowhere and gets in the policemen's car. Then...
__________________ GO MAGIC |
|
#11
| |||
| |||
|
Godzilla pops out of the water, ready to attack New York, where Bozo the Clown is drawing together is plans to destroy the world. Bozo sees Godzilla and...
|
|
#12
| ||||
| ||||
|
asks Godzilla if he wants to go see the film Battle royale at a special midnight screening at which godzilla reply's? (vekoma you totally skipped me. Please dont do it again.)
__________________ Everything you say can be erased. |
|
#13
| ||||
| ||||
|
Dude! I have never heard of that movie. It must suck since all monsters know a lot about movies. He then stomps on Bozo. He turns around to see King Kong climbing the Empire State Building holding a girl and she is screaming...
__________________ ThrillNetwork Editor - Formerly known as bgwfreak My site: SouthernScream.net Intimidator Coming in 2010 to Carowinds! |
|
#14
| ||||
| ||||
|
...and then King Kong gets on the roof and throws the girl off. But then all of sudden, Montu Man gets unbanned and saves her. Next King Kong starts creeping towards Montu Man and...
__________________ GO MAGIC |
|
#15
| ||||
| ||||
|
...then Chuck Norris jumps out of nowhere and gives King Kong a big roundhouse kick tho the face. Then Montu Man Gives a roundhouse kick to Chuck Norris and...
__________________ Chuck The Belly, we want Kelly! |
|
#16
| ||||
| ||||
|
Chuck Norris cries like a baby on thr ground. Montu Man says "that's right! I'm crazy don't mess!" and then Chuck Norris...
|
|
#17
| ||||
| ||||
|
Turns into a radioactive zombie and kills everybody. But then zongaboy wakes up revealing it was just a dream until he looks out his window at which he see's..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266308/ (dont knock it till you have seen it)
__________________ Everything you say can be erased. |
|
#18
| ||||
| ||||
|
an 80 year old lady in a thong then he...
__________________ Dirty Tramp |
|
#19
| ||||
| ||||
|
starts coming on to her. Then...
__________________ GO MAGIC |
|
#20
| ||||
| ||||
|
She beats him with 3 salmons and a trout. Through this she screams...
__________________ o hai. i herd u liek mudkipz? |
|
#21
| ||||
| ||||
|
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?!?! Scooby then promptly arrives, eating the entire old lady, and says to zongaboy..... |
|
#22
| ||||
| ||||
|
hi. get a life. and a diet pepsi recording contract.
__________________ o hai. i herd u liek mudkipz? |
|
#23
| ||||
| ||||
|
Which he replies. "I cant get a life they are to expensive" Then Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt show up and.....
__________________ Everything you say can be erased. |
|
#24
| ||||
| ||||
|
no one knows who in the world they are. So they are ignored and Bill Joe screams...
__________________ ThrillNetwork Editor - Formerly known as bgwfreak My site: SouthernScream.net Intimidator Coming in 2010 to Carowinds! |
|
#25
| ||||
| ||||
|
"I did it with asperling last night. Yes, I am truley a gay man." Then...
__________________ GO MAGIC Last edited by VekomahangNbang; 02-07-2006 at 04:52 PM. |
|
#26
| |||
| |||
|
...everybody says, "We already knew that. Plus your music sucks too!" Then Billie Joe Armstrong says... |
|
#27
| ||||
| ||||
|
I'm not really Billie Joe. Then he starts to remove a mask over his face. He reveals that he actually is...
__________________ ThrillNetwork Editor - Formerly known as bgwfreak My site: SouthernScream.net Intimidator Coming in 2010 to Carowinds! |
|
#28
| ||||
| ||||
|
Montu Man! His buddies Kraken and General Public jump out of the the trees and...
__________________ GO MAGIC |
|
#29
| ||||
| ||||
|
Punch him in the face, 27 times each. They don't really like him. General Public then takes a pencil and draws a hole in the ground, and pushes Montu Man inside the hole, which leads to......
|
|
#30
| ||||
| ||||
|
A pit of rabid anarchist pirannahs that eat him alive. THE END
__________________ HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!!! TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM!!!!!![]() "I'm living proof....THAT GIRLS CAN ROCK!!!!!!" |
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
| |
| © 2001-2009 ThrillNetwork, LLC. All rights reserved. About Us - Terms of Use - Privacy Policy - Contact Us |
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.4 - Copyright © 2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2 |