GP Wannabe Game!

[Wes]

I heard that the reason apsterling can't seem to type in English is because he went on Hulk and fell out on to his head.

[Emann]

No he told me it was top racer dragway:the ride.

[steel]

This thread has officially gotten really, really, really old.

[Bowserjoe]

Originally Posted by steel

This thread has officially gotten really, really, really old.

When it dies, it dies. Then eventually it will get bumped and start up again. Apsterling just needs to cut it out.

[apsterling]

Wait, we're the GP remember...

[Erik Leppen]

Originally Posted by Wes

I heard that the reason apsterling can't seem to type in English is because he went on Hulk and fell out on to his head.

My friend told me that the car of the Hulk was kept on the track by gravity. Haha, now that is nonsense; a train would just fall down when upside-down. I am sure there are magnets that keep the car on the track.

[Wes]

Nah...they use the alien technology they found in Roswell.

That's how they created microwaves too.

[Bowserjoe]

I wonder if microwave rays are what launch the Incredible Hulk!

[Wes]

Dude, that's Gamma Rays.

Did you hear that there was a trapped sea creature living in the lake at IOA? I think it's probably the Loch Ness Monster. They moved it from Virginia down there to hide it.

[Bowserjoe]

Is that why everyone who rides the hulk dies?

[Wes]

Yes. You are correct sir.

Actually it's the one that kills all the people on Mission: Space too. They just take the bodies over to Disney to cover it up.

[Matt M]

The G forces in roller coasters induce menstration.

[Wes]

So that's what that was on my seat last week.

[steel]

Seriously, people, this thread is getting a little cruel. The GP really are not stupid people like you are making them out to be. I'm aware that it's all in good fun, but GP are perfectly respectable people who just don't know as much as we do about coasters.

I bet there are rocket scientists out there who have just as much fun criticizing us.

[Wes]

Well then that's their right.

If you don't like this thread then either:

A) Report it to a mod
B) Go find somewhere else to post.

I have seriously heard the GP say some really stupid things in my time. But this thread is just making up silly things they might say.

Back on topic...

Did you hear that Las Vegas was going to install on-board gambling machines on all their coasters?

[JordanMullins]

^ That will go very nice with the front car that has the craps and roulette table.

[apsterling]

And the back one with the Poker Table, I heard they're playing THE WSOP there!

[Worm]

*This thread is really getting out of hand. In the beging it was unique and a bit funny but now you guys are just underestimating the GP's inteliigence. Really 'some' of them aren't THAT stupid! '300mph' i mean come on!

Anyhoo!

Yeah and in the station you get to gamblee what the coasters top speed will be after the first drop!

[Bowserjoe]

This thread was funny in the beginning because it was realistic. Now it's just stupid because you guys are exaggerating and saying things nobody would ever say. Please don't close this thread. I'm just saying....if you want to play this game, you should go back and read some of the posts on the first 2 pages to get the idea.

Things like jet powered, fuel powered, 1000 mph coasters that people died on, those are acceptable. Those things are the funny GPish comments. Something like a poker table or dinner table or bathtub on a coaster is not funny at all.

[steel]

Exactly, no one is that stupid. It was hilarious in the beginning because we'd all heard people say things like it.

[Wes]

Guys while I agree with you, if you don't like the thread then simply don't read it or post in it.

If no one posts in a thread it will die. Simple as that.

[Bowserjoe]

I'd rather it die for a while than be played incorrectly.

[DisGardeVersal]

(An actual question asked by one of my classmates)

Hey, your an enthusiast, do you know the name of that one ride that goes up really really high and then you drop back down again?

[I love DW]

You could reply "wow that narrows it down to about a couple million rides, stupid"

And I guess you could say some other things but I think the TN rules prohibit saying them

[steel]

^I sincerely hope there are not two million roller coasters in the world today.


Whenever I wear one of my two WOF Patriot shirts, at least one person asks me if I've ever heard of Patriot at WOF.

[Bowserjoe]

Patriot huh? Is that the one at Sea World that someone got their head chopped off on?

[steel]

^That post is a prime example of why this thread died. GP aren't stupid enough to think that people get their heads chopped off on coasters. They might believe that people can fall out easily or that a coaster can simply stop moving whenever it breaks down.

I must say that I know a girl who is whole-heartedly convinced that she almost fell out of Mamba because her "lap bar came off." She says that the only thing that saved her was her dad attempting to hold her down.
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure it's an every day occurence for a lap bar to click one notch up. In fact, it's happened to me multiple times on Mamba.
She won't believe me, of course, because she's about as stubborn as a mule experiencing menopause, but I tried.

[Bowserjoe]

^YOUR post is a prime example of why there's no life left in this thread. This is not a thread for true GP stories or quotes, it's for made up stuff. And yes, I HAVE heard someone tell me that they heard about someone getting their head chopped off on a coaster.

[ghost007jas]

^ And YOUR post is what gets thread locked by starting dumb flame wars

Anyway once this is true btw. I heard someone say that they heard that Montezumas revenge flew off the track and fell on top of someone in the midway lol.

[zongaboy626]

no sir you are mistaken. It was the edge at marriots. It happened like 3 years ago