Corrupt a wish

[Steven]

Granted... you get that job. But, with runaway inflation due to rising gas prices and other increases, that extra spending money disappears quickly.

I wish for my one cent to become even more deflated in value, or at least stay the same.

[Andrew P]

Not granted. The American Dollar rises as oil prices drop as speculators die everywhere. Oil per barrel is now only $6.

I wish that Cedar Fair torched the old wooden coasters that they sold.

[coastergeek25]

Not granted, if they are sold, Cedar Fair can't touch them anymore.

I wish that I had a mad piano skills

[Ryan F]

Granted, you get the piano kills, but you go certifiably insane (you did say mad) and nobody takes you seriously.

I wish for all rap music to become obsolete.

[Steven]

Granted, but then Lil' Jon expands crunk to include every other genre of music.

^^ I would've granted it, but only made it so that he can play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

I wish for the Kool-Aid man.

[Brian F]

Granted, but it turns out to be the Rev Jim Jones' Kool Aid Man.

I wish for the creator of this thread to know that this is a heck of a lot better than something truly brain dead, like "three word story"

[coastergeek25]

granted, but unfortunately I am not the one who made this game in the first place.

I wish I owned an amusement park like Six Flags.

[williard2194]

Granted, but the rides constantly break everyday, and nobody wants to come to your park.

I wish Dollywood would get an inverted roller coaster in 2010.

[Andrew P]

But they do...called Dolly Parton's Valley. Not a place you want to go. Seriously.

I wish I could find that elusive third moderator to take my place so I can retire in peace (note: no TN staff member present or future can reply to this).

[xbadx1233]

Granted, but 10,000 more members join in one day, and TN is forced to get another mod, thus forcing you to come back

I wish for a chance to make an uncorruptable wish

[coastergeek25]

Granted but The Joker comes along and ruins your "uncorruptable" wish

I wish I can see one of my friends again

[williard2194]

Granted, but when you see them their body is in a casket and the place you see them at is the funeral home...

I wish Guns N Roses would release their new album soon!!

[xbadx1233]

^Listining to Chinese Democracy now, it's not bad! Shackler's Revenge will be on Rock Band 2, so it'll be out pretty soon

Anyway...

Granted, but Axl gets a headache and decides to delay it another 10 years

[williard2194]

^Thanks for the update man!!!

[coastergeek25]

Originally Posted by xbadx1233

^Listining to Chinese Democracy now, it's not bad! Shackler's Revenge will be on Rock Band 2, so it'll be out pretty soon

Anyway...

Granted, but Axl gets a headache and decides to delay it another 10 years

You still need to make a wish.

[coastergeek25]

I wish that I can draw a cartoon

[Andrew P]

You do, but get sued for so many copyright violations that 5 generations of your family from now are STILL paying.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner...

[Brian F]

Granted. Then, the dog barfs you up and reeats you (dogs will do that, you know) You finally end up as a "puppy pile" that gets stepped in. By your favorite bartender, who is so grossed out that SHE barfs on you. Then another dog comes along...

I wish I could get the image of what I just typed out of my head.

[coastergeek25]

Granted, but you are so disgusted, you barf on an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

I wish that I could live in a cartoon

[CP Maverick]

Granted, but your show gets cancelled after the pilot episode and you're forever locked in a vault.

I wish Dick Kinzel gets beaten to death with Big Dipper's (formerly of Geauga Lake) 4"x4" support beams.

[Racer]

Granted, but every construction worker knows that a 4X4 beam is really only 3 1/2X3 1/2.

I wish Six Flags would get rid of Mark Shapiro...

[williard2194]

Granted, but he goes to Cedar Fair and Cedar Fair buys out Six Flags.

I wish I could date Jessica Simpson. Lol

[helix123]

Granted, but she goes to the bathroom and never comes back.
I wish, I wish, I was a fish...

[CP Maverick]

Granted, but you soon become Gordon's fish sticks

Originally Posted by Racer

Granted, but every construction worker knows that a 4X4 beam is really only 3 1/2X3 1/2.

Actual measurements don't change the fact it's a 4x4 beam, so yay! (did you want the wood type too so you could give us the force of impact with his skull based on the density and elasticity of the wood?)

I wish Cedar Fair financially suffers the closing of Geauga Lake for the next 10 years.

[Ryan F]

Granted, but Canada's Wonderland feels none of the impact and grows to become the destination amusement park in North America.

I wish for 100 more wishes.

[Andrew P]

Granted, but each of them carries side effects one worse than the other. In the end, you'll have wished that you could have been immune to every disorder known to man.

I wish I was coach of a major college football program.

[Brian F]

Granted- You're now the coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes, and hated by everyone because... Well- you're Ohio State.


I wish I didn't have to go work on my friend's car today.

[CP Maverick]

Granted, but it's because you need your friend to come work on your car.

I wish for the Browns to beat the Cowboys tomorrow!

[Andrew P]

Granted, but during the course of the game, you meet CEO Richard Kinzel. You become great friends.

I wish Kent State would win the MAC Championship in football sometime in my life.

[coastergeek25]

Granted but it's at your last moments in life.

I wish I owned a HUGE Pipe Organ.........