Corrupt a wish

[coastergeek25]

This is a game on another website and thought I would bring it here.

The rules are to corrupt the previous wish. If I say "I wish for a brand new bike." the next person replies "granted, but it gets stolen the next day." Stuff like that. Then the person puts in their wish to be corrupted by the next guy and so on and so forth. So I'll start.

I wish that I can go to Six Flags again.

[williard2194]

Granted, but the park gets bombed when you're there.

I wish for a new guitar!

[Racer]

Granted, but you break a string the first time you play it.

I wish SFOG's Deja Vu finds a new home.

[rckrazy06]

Granted, it is right back were it ws before, except it was melted to make new track for the Vekoma SLC that replaced it.

I wish i had a roller coaster in my backyard.

[89magnumxl200]

Granted, but it's only a drink coaster with wheels on the bottom. Maybe you should be more specific next time.

I wish I had one trillion Euros.

[Steven]

Granted, but Europe's economy crashes, causing one Euro to be worth a billionth of one cent (so your trillion it's worth something like 1 dollar).

I wish for chaos on this site .

[Chip]

Granted, but the member named Chaos gets banned within three hours of registering.

I wish for a chance to be on a game show.

[Steven]

Granted... you see a Chance Chaos in place of the wheel on Wheel of Fortune, but then it collapses off of its axle, injuring Pat Sajak and the contestants (Vanna White was at the controls and was uninjured).

I wish for complete and utter violence on this site.

[89magnumxl200]

Granted, but you're the only one that everyone else attacks, and we do everything possible until you're nothing but a bloody pulp.


I wish for world domination!!

Originally Posted by Steven

Granted, but Europe's economy crashes, causing one Euro to be worth a billionth of one cent (so your trillion it's worth something like 1 dollar).

Hey, that's better than nothing. I'd take a free dollar any day.

[Brian F]

Granted, but the world becomes dominated by your worst enemy. Maybe YOU should be more specific next time

I wish for world peace.

[Carowinds 73-03]

Granted, but the world comes to a horrible end 2 hours later.

I wish the Panthers would win the Superbowl.

[coastergeek25]

Granted but the supporters for the other team get mad and assassinate them.

I wish for a big backyard for a big backyard coaster that i can ride on.

[Wes]

Granted...but a sinkhole immediatley appears and sucks your coaster into it.

I wish I was rich!

[Racer]

Granted, but you are found guilty of forgery when you try to spend that money.

I wish for a Six Flags season pass.

[rckrazy06]

Granted, but Cedar Fair buys out six flags and shuts down all their parks and now it is useless.

I wish my wishes would stop being corrupted.

[coasterb]

Not granted!!!

I wish I had my own boat and free gas for a year.

[Steven]

You get a boat, but it runs on methane. Luckily, you just ate the $4.99 meal at Taco Bell, giving you gas for a year.

I wish for a Metallica-themed roller coaster.

[Jimmy B]

Granted, however Metallica engineered the coaster themselves, making the coaster structurally deficient and thus leading to catastrophic failure and ultimately doomed for a great collapse.

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I wish to date a Playboy model.

[Brian F]

Granted, but the model in Question is Elisa Bridges, who's been dead for five years.

I wish for Phelps to complete his quest for eight gold medals.

[Marcus]

Granted, Phelps goes on to win eight gold medals. But a week later, the International Swimming Federation calls "takesy-backsy" and finds the new Fastskin LZR Racer swimsuit overpowered. All 2008 olympic medals in aquatic sports are returned and all records are thrown out.


I wish the next poster would corrupt my wish.

But the next poster, intending to corrupt my wish, corrupts my wish by not corrupting my wish. But not corrupting my wish is against the thread's ToS. The paradox then causes Jeff Putz and Chris Godsey to become best friends.

[Wes]

Granted, but Paul Rueben immediatley appears and starts talking incessantly about how a 10ft-tall kiddie coaster is the best coaster in the world until your head explodes.

I wish I had spidey powers.

[epijlh]

Granted, but your cat eats you.

I wish I had a new computer desk.

[Andrew P]

Granted, but unfortunately it is infested with termites.

I wish the United States could cheat just as well as the Chinese. You and I both know their gymnasts are not 16 years old.

[Ryan F]

Granted, but the USA gets caught and are banned from all future Olympic appearances.

I wish for the granter of this wish to be set free.

[Wes]

Granted. I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Racer]

^But you are brought back.

I wish this thread would die.

[Wes]

Oh darn.

Your wish is granted.

But Sam Raimi comes by and brings it back from the dead.

I wish Deja Vu would suddenly appear at Carowinds and run!

[coastergeek25]

Granted but it costs $20.00 to ride.

I wish I could work at a park.

[williard2194]

Granted, but the park you work at is the local park where picnics and stuff happen. Be more specific .

I wish Diamondback at Kings Island was already built.

[Racer]

Granted, but it breaks down every ten minutes.

I wish I had a job for a little extra spending money.