Dear coasterlove,

coasterlove · #1 12-30-2004, 03:59 PM

This will be my new advice column. So if you have any issues or problems in your life and need advice, feel free to ask. I'll answer your questions and give advice for your problems.

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**Wes** · #2 12-30-2004, 05:02 PM

Dear coasterlove,

There is this poster on a certain coaster board that keeps making up threads that sound like something from Psychology 101. Why is this and what is his/her problem?

LOL! And what the (cussword) is 122604 supposed to be?

CPdude05 · #3 12-30-2004, 05:05 PM

WHAT! You can't just go ahead and steal whatever you want from me!

I was the first person to say "dear coasterlove," and I want recognition for it!

Dan G · #4 12-30-2004, 05:18 PM

Dear Coasterlove,

Why are all Chicago sports teams total losers? And why are the Steelers so damn good!

coasterlove · #5 12-30-2004, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bgwfreak

Dear coasterlove,

There is this poster on a certain coaster board that keeps making up threads that sound like something from Psychology 101. Why is this and what is his/her problem?

LOL! And what the (cussword) is 122604 supposed to be?

He simply wants to do his part trying to make TN more lively, interesting and keep people entertained. Basically, I'll use a scene from "Shaun of the Dead" for an example. Shaun's friend says "I'm sorry" and then says it again. Shaun realizes it when he smells his friend's fart. His friend replies "when you stop laughing, I'll stop doing it".

The same applies here. When people stop posting in his threads, he stop making them.

122604 is a bunch of numbers.

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Originally Posted by EastCoastn07

Dear Coasterlove,

Why are all Chicago sports teams total losers? And why are the Steelers so damn good!

The answer to your first question is quite simple. We have to make up for the Chicago Bulls winning all the time during the 90's. And I'll have you know that the Blackhawks haven't lost a single game yet this year.

I'm still thinking about your second question.

CPdude05 · #6 12-30-2004, 05:52 PM

Dear Coasterlove,

Are you trying to ignore me?

coasterlove · #7 12-30-2004, 06:35 PM

No, you simply didn't ask for advice so there wasn't anything to respond to.

EastCoastn07, to answer your question about the Steelers, I contacted the Baltimore Ravens and spoke with Jamal Lewis. When I asked him how come the Steelers are so good, he had this to say, "The Steelers are nothing special, I scored two TD's on 'em in week two and I remember us winning that game"

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap/...040919_PIT@BAL

Kyle L · #8 12-30-2004, 06:41 PM

Dear Coasterlove,
I have a deep dislike towards George W. Bush. Any reccomendations?

Sincerely,
Kyle L

coaster_kid89 · #9 12-30-2004, 08:26 PM

Dear Coasterlove,
I really dont like Kerry, what should I do?

Raptor · #10 12-30-2004, 08:34 PM

Dear Coasterlove:

Why is this thread really similar to something Kraken would do?

Dan G · #11 12-30-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor

Dear Coasterlove:

Why is this thread really similar to something Kraken would do?

Coasterlove is the new Kraken.

Quote:

Originally Posted by coasterlove

EastCoastn07, to answer your question about the Steelers, I contacted the Baltimore Ravens and spoke with Jamal Lewis. When I asked him how come the Steelers are so good, he had this to say, "The Steelers are nothing special, I scored two TD's on 'em in week two and I remember us winning that game"

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap...0040919_PIT@BAL

BTW, if you remember...The loss sparked the 13 game winning streak we are still on. It also set up Ben Roethlisberger's unbeatable rookie year so keep that in mind.

**Wes** · #12 12-30-2004, 09:51 PM

Dear Dr. StrangeCoasterlove who decides the gods of TN and how in the heck did Raptor become one...

Diesel · #13 12-30-2004, 10:08 PM

I made Raptor the God of TN.

Dear Coasterlove,

I was dissapointed with 122604. I thought you'd do something more risque, something more controversial, something more doctrined.

What's your advice?

**Jimmy B** · #14 12-30-2004, 10:22 PM

Dear coasterlove,

Can we, should we expect a follow-up to 122604? Perhaps 12605 or 122605?

Sincerely,

Jimmy

Dan G · #15 12-30-2004, 11:09 PM

Dear Coasterlove,

Why does rapTORock? think the Steelers vs. Bills game on Sunday actually means something to the Steelers? And why does he think the team is so good just cus they won their last 6 games? Last time I checked, the Steelers won their last 13...Must I say anything else?

Jerry S · #16 12-30-2004, 11:21 PM

Dear Coasterlove,

Where do babies come from?

coasterlove · #17 12-31-2004, 01:46 AM

Wow, so many questions, so little time. Where to begin.

Kyle L
I'd say if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. But I don't see you joining the Bush fan club anytime soon. So I'd recommend a four year vacation in Canada. There is so much to enjoy there....like snow for instance.

coasterkid_89
You don't like Kerry? Well go throw a party for four years....unless you live in Massachusetts.

Raptor
It's probably similar because it's something he probably would've started evenually. Sadly, he isn't here anymore.

EastCoastn07
No, nobody can ever take the place of Kraken, certainly not me. Kraken was one of a kind and will be missed, <3 ya Kraken. Ok enough of that mushy crap.

bgwfreak
I'm guessing Kraken decided the order of the gods and Raptor was next in line.

Diesel
I would've liked to but I ran into a couple problems. The first problem happened a few days before 122604. Rlrcstrfrk (I forget his exact s/n) started a thread that I saw asking if people were a virgin. Most of you might not know this because it was deleted within 15 minutes. Not closed mind you, but deleted. I wanted to start a thread originally on a very similar subject. But I thought if that was completely deleted, why bother making a thread similar if it will likely be deleted as well? Also, I got some resistance on a couple other threads that were closed for a bit. The one thread "Who cheats more...." was rather tame in comparison so I thought if that was closed, the others would be as well. I only try to push the boundaries of TN, not cross them.

Hurricane
Not sure yet.

EastCoastn07
Because no team wants to go into the playoffs on a loss especially if it ends a great winning streak. As for the Bills, any team that wins 6 in a row must be doing something right themselves.

meowcoaster1
Ultimately babies come from the womb of the mother. But even more interesting is where they start from. Lets just put it this way....Your future children are already hanging around with you.

Dan G · #18 12-31-2004, 01:51 AM

Dear Coasterlove,

I know I have a lot of questions about football and the NFL, but will the Steelers win the SuperBowl and/or who will they win or lose to?

Montu Man · #19 12-31-2004, 02:08 AM

Dear Coasterlove, why did 122604 suck so badly? I thought I thought it would be better.

CPdude05 · #20 12-31-2004, 02:13 AM

Let me answer that.....12/26/04 lives on!

bk2004 · #21 12-31-2004, 03:40 AM

Dear Coasterlove,

Why does everyone hate me for liking Alicia Keys?

CPdude05 · #22 12-31-2004, 03:50 AM

BK2004, I said this in the other thread

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Originally Posted by CPdude05

Why does BK2004 like Alicia Keys? Well, hes not all that bright but oh well. (haha I'm jk)

And I did say jk. I didn't think that you saw that part.

People don't hate you for it, they just think that its odd that you don't like all of the other crap that people listen to these days. (rap, especially)

But, there is a positive side, just say that you like switchfoot (or say it more often) and then people will just flatout love you.

coasterlove · #23 12-31-2004, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EastCoastn07

Dear Coasterlove,

I know I have a lot of questions about football and the NFL, but will the Steelers win the SuperBowl and/or who will they win or lose to?

I'm an advice columnist, not a psychic.

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Originally Posted by Montu Man

Dear Coasterlove, why did 122604 suck so badly? I thought I thought it would be better.

To answer your question, I must ask one of my own. Did you not read my response to Diesel?

bk2004
Hate is a strong word. I don't think that anyone hates you, they merely dislike your s/n. I can't help but think "burger king 2004" everytime I see yuour name. Maybe it's just me.

Also, you used the work "like" in describing your feelings towards Alicia Keyes. I think obsession is more appropriate.

Raptor · #24 12-31-2004, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bgwfreak

Dear Dr. StrangeCoasterlove who decides the gods of TN and how in the heck did Raptor become one...

Well, I was Vice God, so now that Kraken is gone, that makes me God by default.

coasterdude28 · #25 12-31-2004, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle L

Dear Coasterlove,
I have a deep dislike towards George W. Bush. Any reccomendations?

Sincerely,
Kyle L

that is a mutual feeling. all we can do is wait it out and hope we are still alive in four years.

ErioL · #26 12-31-2004, 12:13 PM

Leeloo doesn't care for any politician in Washington...I'm not thrilled with Bush either, but rather him than Kerry...but I digress. Politics should not enter this discussion.

Coasterlove, what is my destiny on TN?

coasterdude28 · #27 12-31-2004, 12:32 PM

coasterlove, why arent you answering our questions? j/k

Coasterlove, will KK have a lot of downtime? if so, why?

coasterlove · #28 12-31-2004, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by leeloo1953

Here's my question...When will GP and Kraken be reinstated the way Diesel was? When will the fun members, like Magnum Robert and Kelly start posting again?

First, I'd apprecitate if you use the the "Dear coasterlove" format. You don't see people saying "hey, yo abby". Without the format, we'll have total anarchy. Thanks.

"gp"?....never heard of it. Kraken got the permaband label

. Magnum Robert and Kelly were fun??? I keed, I keed. I miss Robert, it was nice having a strong conservative TN member around here. I didn't notice Kelly's absence, never talked to her much.

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Originally Posted by ErioL

Coasterlove what is my destiny on TN?

To become an übernerd for worrying about your destiny on TN.

P.S. Please us the "Dear coasterlove" format. I need to feel the love.

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Originally Posted by coasterdude28

Coasterlove, will KK have a lot of downtime? If so, why?

Format please.
Again, I'm not psychic. It's an advice column. But let me check my magic 8 ball™. [Shakes balls] "oh that feels good".....

.....

.....

Ok, sorry I'm still here. It says to ask again later. Well, I suppose you want an answer now, right? [Shakes balls again] Ok now it says yes, it will. Oh and you want to know why. [Shakes balls again] The magic 8 ball™ says "Because Six Flags sucks and when was the last time they opened a complicated ride without tons of downtime?"

Hey, don't be mad at me, the Magic 8 ball™ said it.