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[RaptorXLC]

He was rear-ended by some lunatic on a heroin high. We later found out that that lunatic was. . .

[Cephas]

George W. Bush.

[Montu Man]

He had just been at a drinking and wild sex party like good Texan's always do. CPDude's mini bike suddenly explodes, and then for some reason Mr. Six starts doing his Vengaboys dance.

[coasterdude28]

George W. Bush got embarrased so he went to his ranch in Texas for a two week long vacation. when he got there he met Leeloo..........

[RaptorXLC]

they went hunting, and Leeloo shot four deer, saying "She liked to see the look in their eyes, when she drained the life from their pathetic souls." We're were shocked to say the least

[Cephas]

Then George Bush continued to spend 42% of his time on vacation.

[Montu Man]

When G.W.B. comes back from his vacation, be gets lap danced by his loving wife. They are soon having a fun 'time', when the Secretary of Defence walks in. All the men in the coffie room need donuts, pronto! So George places a few calls, and a dounghnut truck leaves the factory. On it's way to the White House, it gets held up by...

[Montu Man]

leeloo! She was hungry...

[coasetrphil]

[RaptorXLC]

The doctrined Krew.

[CPdude05]

threaten the KKK....

[Montu Man]

And burn stuff...

[edh101985]

They threatened to kill them if they couldn't join it. The KKK gave them one task which would allow them to be a part of it. That task was to..

[Montu Man]

Eat 100 wooden coasters in approimately 100 seconds. They accepted...

[CPdude05]

They ate all the coasters, including Mean Streak, and the crowd cheered....they even ate the pepperoni too....

[Matt M]

And about the dumbest possible scenario/challenge was completed. Leeloo had a smoke and...

[edh101985]

Put the cigarette out on CPdude05's forehead. Now that her and the other members was apart of the KKK, they wanted to have a little fun. Leeloo put her robe and mask on and...

[Montu Man]

Beat the crap out of Michael Jackson, with their magical sticks and stones!

[ErioL]

When Michael Jackson said "Don't hurt me! I'm not black! I'm abnormal!" But the KKK was ruthless, headed by Leeloo...

[Wes]

Then she beat the crap out of Montu Man and locked him in a cage in a sewer and threw away the key and the key fell down the drain and was never seen again.

Then Michael Jackson slapped CPDude and told him to "get real and realize that you can't eat a coaster just..."

[koasterkid14]

CPdude was shocked and cried for help. leeloo comes swinging in from out of nowhere and whacks michael across the face with a stale and moldy loaf of TN brand bread. he screamed like a woman and ran away with his fake face peeling off. leeloo bent over to pick up his infamous nose as a souvenir. she took it over to show CPdude and...

[Wes]

then she listed it on eBay for sale!

It was listed in the same section with the Mary Grilled Cheese.

The nose sold for $20,000,000 and leeloo was able to retire from public life and spend all of her waking moments on TN.

Leeloo decided to invest some of her money. She invested it in Six Flags stock and the next day Six Flags revealed that three years ago their company replaced their management team with baby monkeys. The stock crashed immediatley and then Leeloo screamed out...

[Montu Man]

Awesometastical Coolioisticfullness! Suddenly, Montu Man comes back, and everyone is baffled. He then goes to IOA. Leeloo on the otherhand, is now in control of operations at all SF parks. She decides to sell some. She sells:

[edh101985]

Six Flags Great Adventure, because she hates all of the NJ fanboys and wants them to be mad. She sold it to place that wanted the park to be turned into a giant shopping mall. Leeloo then thinks about at all the Texas parks. She got a evil grin on her face and...

[ErioL]

Then she journeyed to Texas, the infamous domain of Eriol, and they soon prepared to fight. Eriol jumped with his fists extended, traveling through light years of space like anime characters, while Leeloo braced for impact...

[Wes]

clutching her Harry Potter plush toy!

ErioL made the first strike. Pow! Then leeloo. Pow!

As we pull back on the scene we realize that ErioL and leeloo are not in fact attacking each other, but the whack-a-mole machine at SFOT.

The fate of the entire Six Flags chain will be tetermined by the outcome of the game! The winner was...

[Wes]

Sparks! (After all someone that can come back from the dead must be pretty smart).

The Mole laughed like Dr. Evil and said...

[ErioL]

"I have already vanquished two foes, and you think you can defeat me?" And the battle began. Sparks brought down his hammer but missed the mole, and then the mole struck back...

[coasterdude28]

Sparks was killed by the mole. Leeloo was sad so she went home. she said to her husband "i am going to make you the happiest man alive". her husband turned to her and sai "i am really going to mis you". leeloo thought he was serious and she was upset. she ran crying to........ the man, the myth, the legend..........

[ErioL]

Elvis Presley, who is, as we all know still alive and kicking with Tupac on the island of Dr. Perot (Ross Perot, that is). She went asking for advice, when Elvis asked

"Are you lonesome tonight?"....