The Real ThrillNetwork - New Reality Show...

[Wes]

In this thread you will use any means necceary (mspaint, writing, etc) to continue the never ending saga of The Real ThrillNetwork...

Our story begins with a closeup of CPDude happily spamming, I mean posting on his favorite website...ThrillNetwork!

CPDude decides to head into the chat room. To his surprise when he has logged into Coaster Chat he finds that one of the people in chat is named Kraken!

CPDude immediatley reports this to a mod and they take a look at the situation and sure enough the person in chat is named Kraken. Hmmm... Steven thinks "How can this be since we banned him?"

And you pick up the story from here...

[CPdude05]

CPDude then turns off the computer and goes to bed....and wakes up at 11:00 the next morning.

Since Kraken made breakfast, I ate it, and then I made sure that he was banned.



(Was that the right idea?)

[Wes]

^^ Yes...now someone else pick up the story...

[coasterdude28]

CPDude then went to his computer and went to TN. he went to Message Board games and saw a story about himself. he got very angry at Bgwfreak for starting a thread about him. he called the president of Cedar Point and complained about this problem. the president of CP went to TN and told Bgwfreak that he could never post again. Bgwfreak got very angry and went to the president of Great Adventure........................

[ErioL]

The manager of Great Adventure decided to avenge bgwfreak by striking back at CP, and so plans were made and implemented to claim the title of world's tallest and fastest coaster...

[Matt M]

Leeloo then walked over to the TV and smoked a cigarette to calm herself. Immediately afterwards, she was harassed by a bunch of annoying never-ending truth ads, and exclaimed "@#%* THIS!". Leeloo exited her house and...

[coasterdude28]

walked to the nearest McDonalds. she bought a cheeseburge and then went back home. when she got home she told her kids to do their homework. the did not do their home work so they got grounded. she was then voted TN's most........

[Matt M]

Boted most likely to kill people. Sulking ensued.

[Montu Man]

She was voted TN's most disturbed by a gelatinous monster. She started to cry, when alas, Captain Underpants came flying in! He picked her up and gave her a free underwear, telling her not to be afraid of the dangers in life. She then put it on over her clothes, and to her amazement, she could fly! But then here comes CP Dude in a dragster! And then BGW Freak comes in on a tiger. They both try to steal it from leeloo. But leeloo now has super stregth! She picks up the two people, the dragster, and the tiger, and...

[Montu Man]

But I am being realalistic! I'll continue the story. She3 picks up everything, and hurls it across the street. All of a sudden, You see Talon, Raptor, and Montu having a big duel. They wanna see which bird is the best...

[coasterdude28]

Raptor kicks their a**es and Montu Man gets upset. he changes his Screen name to Raptor man......

[CPdude05]

Then all of a sudden......Magnum Robert walks in!

We were all astounded. "Where have you been?" ErioL said.
"Moose hunting," said Robert.

[Matt M]

And after Magnum walks in, the lights suddenly flick off. 3 odd sounds are heard. When the lights are turned back on, Montu Man and CPdude are on the floor in a pile of blood dead. Everyone is very upset because the carpet is stained.

[CPdude05]

And then they all of a sudden get up off the floor and said "BOO!! HAHA WE TRICKED YOU!!" Everybody was laughing out loud.

[edh101985]

And then another noise could be heard, and everybody witnessed them getting shot through the head with a shotgun. They were killed instantly and every person started clapping.

[Wes]

Then they realized they were all watching a sick indie horror film made by Ryan.

In town on business Skye stops by to hug some trees. To his horror there were none left in America...all the deer hunters had killed them too!

Skye says...

[CPdude05]

"By golly! All those deer hunters bout killed all the trees!"

and also.....please don't have people die. This is a TV show.

[Wes]

BGWFreak slaps CPDude for bad logic (has he never seen TV? People die on tv all the time)

CPDude then slaps BGWFreak for no good reason. Which results in a huge fight on the basketball court, I mean internet and CPDude is banned for the rest of the season, er year from TN...

Diesel drives to Michigan to steal CPDudes computer so that he can't come back in a year, but before Diesel can get away CPDude catches him and says...

[CPdude05]

Happy New Year!!

[Montu Man]

He then sticks a rake in his mouth! He is so happy! Matt M is so happy he sticks a lot of firecrackers in inappropriate places. Then edh101985 announces his new years resolutions: He will not be racist, and he will try to marry a 6 foot tall 300 pound women.

[edh101985]

Montu Man also admits he is a eunuch. He was so depressed, he committed suicide.

[Montu Man]

But peoples from the future came back at the last second and saved me. I also got the power of being indestrutible, and edh tells the truth, he is gay. I also admit that I am not unic. But then, raptorXLC comes in, and says he has 5 unics! (wtf?)

[RaptorXLC]

he then admitted to not knowing what a eunuch is.

[Matt M]

Then Montu Man was assaulted by his formost opposition, intelligent people! He was beaten with many sticks and then Russia tested its new super insano nuke bomb of doom on his maggot filled carcass.

[RaptorXLC]

Finally, he was gone, and intelligent people around the world rejoiced.

[slipknot8527]

When Slippy burst in and proclaimed the only way to save the human race was in underwater bubbles I had fashioned from swiss cheese.

On the way down we are all quickly devoured by anarchist pirannahs.


THE END

[Montu Man]

Or is it? I sudennly emerge, with aweosme super powers from the radiation! I take over the world, and announce myself as King.

[Dan G]

EastCoastn comes out of nowhere and flashes a large piece of green kyrptonite onto Montu Man as he watches all his powers drain and takes control of them. EastCoastn then emerges as the Super Steeler Fan and stands for justice, peace, and everything that is good.

[CPdude05]

And then CPdude05 closes the comic book, and then slaps BGWfreak, again, for no good reason.

[Wes]

Leeloo runs into the room and scolds CPDude for slapping BGWFreak.

BGWFreak says, but mooooooom!

Leeloo then goes on a rant about how children don't appreciate their parents anymore and how we should not post stuff about parents on the internet.

bgwfreak storms out of the room and hears the doorbell. He answers the door to find slipknot there. Slipknot says "I thought I said this story was over!".

bgwfreak then reminds slipknot that there is always a sequel to any terrible story. Slipknot says...