How the person died above you

Matt M · #1 01-12-2005, 08:12 PM

Post how you think the person above you will die. No threats please. Thanks. How am I going to die?

Montu Man · #2 01-12-2005, 08:19 PM

You will die from all the G's you experienced in an elevator.

RaptorXLC · #3 01-12-2005, 08:20 PM

You will one day become suicidal. You will climb to the top of the space needle out in Seattle, and jump. However, you will be saved by a safety net, only a few floors down due to window cleaners. 5 seconds after you land safely, you spontaneously combust. The safety net burns up and the lives of three window washers died shortly after.

willski2002 · #4 01-12-2005, 08:25 PM

You commit suicide after the Eagles lose their first game in the playoffs.

Matt M · #5 01-12-2005, 08:26 PM

^You will die when a monkey hurls waste into your mouth and you accidentally swallow it. The bacteria eats away at your throat, and that gets complicated somehow so you die.

Montu Man · #6 01-12-2005, 10:51 PM

^You die on Moonsault Scramble.

Matt M · #7 01-13-2005, 12:11 AM

^You died when you made your last post.

**Leo C** · #8 01-13-2005, 12:26 AM

The earth shook, a fault opened up while you were on Deja-Vu, swallowing the wretched ride whole.

rjholla2003 · #9 01-13-2005, 06:29 AM

You were watching the Eagles lost on Sunday when you became so distraught that you decided to ride Kingda Ka...but on roller blades. Somehow you propelled yourself up and up to the top where the catwalk piece that people thought were trims turned into trims. They were so harsh that the wheels stopped, but the boot of the skate ripped off, sending you careening through the air. You thought that was the end, bue next thing you know, you're flying like Superman. You want to fly back to the "State of South Jersey", but get lost, see big buildings and think it's Philly. You messed up, you're close to New Brunswick. You then turn, thinking you'll go in the direction of Philly which will get you close to South Jersey, but being that you're from south Jersey you can't navigate when you're in Central Jersey. You see big buildings from the distance, figure it's Philly, but oops! Now you're over NYC and you do the Spiderman pose on top of the Empire State Building because it's the cool thing to do. You then die because it's the re-birth of the zeplin and they are docking the first ever (again) flight at the Empire State Building. Just like before, you just shouldn't do that and you die when it combust after crashing into the spire.

ouch.

RaptorXLC · #10 01-13-2005, 01:44 PM

You die on your knees, the cowardly death you deserve.

RllrCoasterFan · #11 01-13-2005, 01:54 PM

You are on dragster. You launch and then your restraint comes off and you fall out just as you crest over the top you spiral downward, but luckily you preparied for just in case you go to Cedar Point get on dragster and such an insident happens. You deploy the parachuet and are fine. You however land in the water around Iron Dragon. The train comes speeding toward you and you die of fault of your own safety. You never new that CP installed safety nets at the bottom of TTD just incase any one ever fell of the ride at the top. You die at the screaming of horror of the 1st Grade Boever's Bobcats Choir team on a trip from Tulsa! They are all in harmony as they scream at your death.

ErioL · #12 01-13-2005, 05:07 PM

^This isn't exactly the most edifying thread. ^^He'll probably die in his sleep when hes an old fart.

RaptorXLC · #13 01-13-2005, 05:08 PM

^Venomous Duck bite.

bk2004 · #14 01-13-2005, 05:37 PM

/\ Dies in aw when at a live Alicia Keys concert.

Drewbie · #15 01-13-2005, 05:47 PM

^Kills self when it's proven that Alicia Keys can't actually play the piano. The resulting news causes her to be known as the Milli Vanili of the Ivories.

RLLrCoastrLover · #16 01-13-2005, 05:47 PM

A extremely obese platypus will convince you to help her go out into the swamp to help find her "lost baby", 1/2 of the way through you will discover that her story is not adding up. So you then try to make up an excuse to get back to the road where your new SUV is parked. She then looks at you....there is a huge BANG and then darkness.

Weeks later the police file a report saying that platypus hunters are at large for killing a human by mistake.

Long story made short,

you died by a freakin 12 gauge what do you think.

TDMAMBA · #17 01-13-2005, 06:39 PM

You died after making love to a Great White only to be torn into Abajillion Particles of flesh!

Jerry S · #18 01-13-2005, 06:56 PM

^ You are playing games in math class on your calculator/ipod/other gaming device, when the math teacher sees you, ties a noose around your neck, and slides 8 swords through your torso. Then she hangs you by the noose, claiming you commited suicide.

SFOG Freak · #19 01-13-2005, 06:57 PM

You are viciously torn apart by Percy...

RaptorXLC · #20 01-13-2005, 07:09 PM

You are eaten alive by Rosie O'Donnell.

CPdude05 · #21 01-13-2005, 07:47 PM

You are going to be clobbered by a group of silly pancake aliens. They will rip apart your spleen and put it through the washing machine.

and then you die.....

Dan G · #22 01-13-2005, 07:50 PM

You are so starstruck about the Eagles losing on Sunday against Minnesota so you kick your tv in and you electrocute yourself...AND DIE!

CPdude05 · #23 01-13-2005, 07:54 PM

All of a sudden, you walk into your local mall, wearing a steelers sweatshirt. You find that everybody gives you dirty looks, and then you attack a security guard. He then kills you.

Dan G · #24 01-13-2005, 08:00 PM

No offense but that didn't make sense...Why would my own people give me dirty looks since 98% of Pittsburgh is Steelers fas? LOL

^ You get lost in Ben Wallace's frow and die of starvation.

TDMAMBA · #25 01-13-2005, 08:14 PM

The steelers slip and lose to Pennington and the gang. Thus you slip into a deep depression and and watch the superbowl. You are so depress while watching you're not even aware the amount of nachos you're consuming. Eventually you Burst sending Guts and blood and shattered Steelers hopes across the living room.

CPdude05 · #26 01-13-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EastCoastn07

No offense but that didn't make sense...Why would my own people give me dirty looks since 98% of Pittsburgh is Steelers fas? LOL

^ You get lost in Ben Wallace's frow and die of starvation.

What? It wasn't your sweatshirt, it was your face.

Loser_nerd · #27 01-13-2005, 09:16 PM

you will be flushed down a swirling vortex of fear, once you get out you will realize that you have to spend the rest of your live living with the mole people, where they vitiously eat you alive, but they stop and they to decide to let you live but they tourture with pumpkins until years later you kill all of them and once you find a way out and you get hit by a car when you come out of the sewer.