All of you Cedar Fair fans were right, Six Flags does suck. We wento to Great AdventureThere is never a day of fun there, and today was the worst. When we got into the park, we headed straight for Nitro. We got to it, and decided to ride in the front. There was a 2 MINUTE WAIT. It was the longest wait ever. Then when we got back into the station, the ride op said you can re-ride, just board an empty row. Great. So now I was obligated to ride it two more times. After spending a half hour at the park, I had already been on a terrible coaster three times, one in front, one in back, and one in middle.
Then we walked right across the park to ride On of my least favoirte coasters, Kingda Ka. The line came out all the way from the air gates. Once again, we wanted to go to the front, so we waited an entire 30 minutes before getting on the ride. What an un-exciting, boring ride. 128 in 3 seconds HAH. I can do better on my bike. After finally being let off of that piece of junk metal, I had to go ride a pile of timber that they just threw down a few months ago. After waiting for about 50 minutes, we got to the front row of El Toro.
I thought that this coaster could redeem this terribly crowded park, but no. Every hill produced pointless, yawn inducing airtime. And the dro pwas not steep at all. Surely, we decided, Medusa could save our tri pto the park but now. After having to walk up that entire flight of stairs we reached...an empty station. Great, that must mean the ride sucks and no one wants to go on it. We sat our sorry selves down in the last row. BORING. Once again, the ride ops told us to re-ride, so we had to stay on this pathetic coaster, 3 more times.
We went to the skyride, and took count. 3 rides on that crappy Nitro, 4 rides on the terribly boring Medusa, one long wait to ride a pile of wood, and another long wait to ride a Cedar Point clone with OTSRs, like I care for that type of crap. Off the skyride, we rode Skull Mountain. This coaster was very exciting. Although there was no airtime on the first drop, it was fun for the rest of the cycle. Now we wanted to go on a water ride, so we chose Movietown Water Effect. We had to wait for about 30 seconds, which was rediculous for such a ride on a very, very cold day like today. We got a little wet on the splash, and then decided to go stand in the splash zone. This time, we got much wetter. Stupid park ,they should just make a machine the sprays water at you, the ride itself is pintless, and produces no happiness in my brain.
We chose to ride Batman now. Once again, another complete walk-on. And again, we had to re-ride. We rode the ride twice. It was horrible. No high Gs, the elements were long and drawn out, it's Six Flags' fault. Then we decided to go on Nitro again, because we're stupid and can't think of a better way to enjoy ourselves, such as driving nails through our hands. The station was a bit more crowded, because the park doesn't know how to handle themselves. Another uneventful ride with no floater air at all on Nitro.
Now we wanted to go to the relaxing place, with the oxygen bar. We hit some oxygen for a while. It was the most thrilling thing we did all day. Then we rode Superman, and had to wait for two train load before we could ride the front. I would never have to wait two ENTIRE train loads at a CF park. Like Dorney. Or Knotts. Or the best one, Cedar Point!!!!!
This ride looked ver fast, and it was. The pretzel loop was bad though.
Now we decided to test our will riding that dangerouspile of wood again, El Toro. I don't know why it's called wooden anyway, considering the raisl are steel,and it feels like a steel coaster. Wooden coasters should be rougher, because the original wood coasters were rough. ignore the fact that the original steel tubular rail coasters were also rough, such as most things Arrow, Intamin, or Vekoma built before the 90's. No, ignore that. Again, this pile of wood steel coaster was garbage, definately not the best ocaster ever. Now it was time to ride Medusa again. We rode twice in a row, and it was terrible.
It was a terrible day at Six Flags Great Adventure, I rode Nitro four times, Medusa six times, Batman twice, Skull Mountain once, Kingda Ka once, and El Toro twice. What a waste of day. I can't imagain a day being more crowded than today was. There must have been like a million people in the park.
By the way, 99% of my descriptions were sarcastic, and opposite of what I actually thought. If you have a good brain, you would have seen that when I said "128 in 3 seconds HAH. I can do better on my bike." I was obviously lying, because I don't have a bike.
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