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    Talking Favorite Coaster Forum Joke

    Whats your favorite Coaster Forum running joke? I'll try to list every one I can think of...

    Theres Honan's Hold the Onions...
    Kraken's MS Paint image
    Dekalb's obsession with B&M
    Dekalb's Deka Language
    Melissa's "mmm... cookies"
    Bench: The Ride
    Bicycle Streak & Farm Force
    Thrillbot's Adventures
    The Barracudas
    Ed Markey's Adventure
    The Adventure stories in general
    The Alpha threads (Alpha Laundry Detergents!)
    "The Dekalb Went Down to Switzerland"
    "Zero Onion" - All Your Onions are not belong to Honan!"
    Lemon Chills will derail Disaster Transport
    X is held together by duct tape
    The Evil Princess Fan Club
    The NSCIGC Club
    Thrillbot, TB2, and LOGGERbot(They're fun to make fun of)
    The Intamin Guy!!
    UKEO
    "Maggie" - ADDED
    Mamba919 and his pointless hilarious spam - ADDED
    B&M Bathroom Appliances - ADDED
    Bob and Dan in the RCT Picture Adventures - ADDED
    Amy(AKA Evil Princess)'s "affair" with Thrillbot, Kraken, and lamp posts - ADDED
    Reebe' and his 110% dibs - ADDED
    TopGun77 and "Wench" (from the chat) - ADDED
    Being "cobbed" (from the chat) - ADDED
    Medusa & Medusa, Shockwave & Shockwave, Boomerang Boomerang Boomerang - ADDED

    If you can think of more, list them! When I think of more, I'll list them too.

    My vote is for the immortal "Hold the onions, please" by Honan.
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    Mine is "Hold the Onions."
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    Easy, "Hold the onions, please!"
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    the NSCIGC for it spawned so much "interest". Adn funny how it was never revealed and dropped, probbaly for the best.
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    Tough decision. All these are classic jokes. I'm going to list my top five, because I can't only give mention to just one of these.
    1) The famed "Hold the onions" quote by Honan
    2) X-cellents barracuda incidents
    3) Raptor and Kraken's "The DeKalb Went Down to Switzerland" song
    4) The Evil Princess Fan Club, started by Kevin Winkler
    5) I don't see this option here, but it showed up in the "Thrillnetwork Quotes" thread, [url]http://www.thrillnetwork.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14288&perpage=15&pagenumber=1,[/url]
    and I have to give credit to a previous sig of Rider. It said, "Microsoft Windows: The Ride. Crashing Soon at a Six Flags Near You." It cracks me up every time I read it.
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    Here are my top 5:
    1. Hold the Onions
    2. Bench: The Ride
    3. Kraken's Self Portrait
    4. EPFC
    5. TIE: Maggie(which is not on there) AND DeKalb's Beemer Fetish
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    Honan's hold the onions is probably the best. The second best IMO is a little running joke my brother and I have with that member Mamba919. He posted nonsense about "beat harm", tearing down Millennium Force, "people throwing job hamburgers at the Mamba", and "Jebus coasters." It was very annoying at first, but now I look back at it and laugh. "Beat harm!"
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    It has to be "beemerlicous"
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    of course #1 is UKEO, second is bench: the ride-that thread is hilarious. i dont see why the hold the onions is all that funny, its really not. i think that thing with the "hold the onions" inserted for the whole "all your base" thing is really funny, here it is:

    In A.D. 2001
    Spam was beginning.


    Alex Westerman: What happen ?
    Tom Zelif: Somebody spammed up us the Onion!
    Jim Payne: We get Private Message!
    Captain: What !
    Jim Payne: Main screen turn on
    Alex Westerman: It's Honan !!
    Honan_Beetch: How are you moderators !!
    Honan_Beetch: All your onions are not belonging to Honan!!
    Honan_Beetch: You are on the way to holding Onions!
    Alex Westerman: What you type !!
    Honan_Beetch: You have no chance to spam hold the Onions!
    Honan_Beetch: HA HA HA HA ....
    Alex Westerman: Take off every 'Onion'
    Alex Westerman: You know what you doing
    Alex Westerman: Hold 'Onion'
    Alex Westerman: For Burger Justice

    now that is hilarious!
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    Markey's Adventure's was pretty hilarious when it started, but I like beemerlicious.
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    Hold the Onions was retarded,and I never unserstood the whole NSCg...whatever club and I missed Farm Force and Bycicle Streak...so hands down Bench: The Ride, that was really clever.
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    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by theriddler [/i]
    [B]Hold the Onions was retarded,and I never unserstood the whole NSCg...whatever club and I missed Farm Force and Bycicle Streak...so hands down Bench: The Ride, that was really clever. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Hold the onions was retarded, but you've gotta admit, it was spam at its best. Honan was a true master of the art of spam. With most guys who frequently spam, they get noticed by the mods and either clean up their act or get booted. Honan though... 2000 posts of unmoderated spam. Wow.
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    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by HisDougness [/i]
    [B]

    Hold the onions was retarded, but you've gotta admit, it was spam at its best. Honan was a true master of the art of spam. With most guys who frequently spam, they get noticed by the mods and either clean up their act or get booted. Honan though... 2000 posts of unmoderated spam. Wow. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Definitely. I'm currently in WWHBC, or the "We Want Honan Back Club." (If you'd like to join, just PM me,) andI think that Honan may truly be the most brilliant mind on Coasterforum ever. When you look back on it, especially in his prime, 90% of his posts were spam. But because they were so good, he never got caught. Now that's quality spam.
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    I think you need to add my B&M Bathroom Appliances thread to the list.
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    1. "Hold the onions, please" deffinately lol


    Jeeze I don't even know half of these... I know: B&M Bathroom Appliances, Lemon Chills derailing DT, Mystery of the Mod club: NSCIGC, The Barracuda, Zero Onion, The Adventures, Alpha Threads

    The rest? WOW I miss alot!!

    HEY! What about Bob, Dan and the "Is this a peppermint?" RCT photo edit stories???! I forget who started that.. you should add that to the list
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    Wow, I didn't realize there were so many. AYB and Hold the Onions (All you're onions are not belongng to Honan) are the best. The Adventure stories (EM, Thrillbot, and the Barracudas) come next. The EPFC and Dekalb's beemers (and the Dekalb went down to Georgia) are close too. Oh, they're all so funny!

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    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by miXmedia [/i]
    [B]HEY! What about Bob, Dan and the "Is this a peppermint?" RCT photo edit stories???! I forget who started that.. you should add that to the list [/B][/QUOTE]

    you asked for it....i'll give you it. heres the link: [URL=http://www.coasterforum.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12313&highlight=pictures]click here[/URL]
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    Honan just brought a vintage one to my attention from the chat...my affairs with Thrillbot, the Lampposts (and other various inanimate objects), Kraken... lol good times.
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    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Amy [/i]
    [B]Honan just brought a vintage one to my attention from the chat...my affairs with Thrillbot, the Lampposts (and other various inanimate objects), Kraken... lol good times. [/B][/QUOTE]

    I don't know about that.. thats not really a "classic". But I guess I'll add it anyway.
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    You know what that made me realize? Coaster Forum isn't the same without Amy being Evil Princess and posting a lot. Just like it isn't without seeing Honan's posts, its weird without seeing Evil Princess's posts too.
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    Well nothing will beat Hold The Onions by Honan because that is classic and no matter how hard I emphasis it, derailing of Disaster Transport with Lemon Chills will never be as big as that. I mean come on, its Honan. Just wait till 02 and DT is derailed by a Lemon Chill! Then will see which is best. Heed my warnings!!!!
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    I just thought I'd bump this thread, because it seems like most people have forgotten about most of the coaster forum jokes...
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    it's a tie between "hold the onions" and B&M bathroom appliances. Both of those were great.
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    I'd have to go with the Barracudas on that one. Just plain hilarious. I'm glad I got to be a part of that as my old self: Jester. Anyways, I didn't see Honan's post as too funny. I saw it at school one day, and I was about to put a post right under his that said the MickeyD's song:

    "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, lpickles, onions, on a [size=3]Sesame[/size] seed bun."

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    I am SO mad right now. I feel like an outsider. My old computer sucked so I couldn't get on to the boards and post, so I ended up missing all of these. Can someone please hook me up with some links to the threads you're takling about? TY
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    farm force and all the dumb things that went with it...like wind jammer to go to CP...and stuff like that..of the alpha-spams...
    back in the day when M-B-G counted as a post # ...

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    One of the lesser known ones, the INTAMIN GUY!! (HHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSS) and, one of me and kraken's creations, UKEO! I also loved maggie...that was classic.
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    reebe' and gyros

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    Gyros rule, Hold the Onions, reebe was a trip lol
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