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    Yeah, shes awesome...JUST DEAL slipknot8527's Avatar
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    Here is your chance to KILL me!

    Hey everyone. I have decided to pose a publicity stunt for the boards. I will be killed, then come back to life in a week. How can I post when Im dead? I cant...and I wont.

    So now heres the part where we have a vote on how we want to kill me....then sure enough, one week later, I will rise from my grave. I vote on being run over by a milk truck and laying to rot......


    let the games begin!

    Run over by milk truck: 1
    Everything and anything else:0



    Make sure to check on my progress throughout the week.....the progress will probaly be something like "Nope...still dead" But its worth a shot.
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    I don't get it...

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    You're not alone kraxle...

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    I say you get smashed over the head with a guitar from someone from Linkin park.





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    Yeah, shes awesome...JUST DEAL slipknot8527's Avatar
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    ok rock on....whats not to get? Everyone vote on how they want to kill me...then I will be dead for a week....no posting, no nothing...then I will be ressurrected...... let the games begin!

    w00t w00t!
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    i say you get slapped by a baby then fall in a ditch full of misplaced sharp kitchen utinsels, then raped by a homeless man, then thrown on a flaming bus going 80mph through a wall of televisions with dynamite strapped to your chest, only to land in a pit of sharks and viscious salmon.

    there's my vote.
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    This is kind of pointless, but if you insist...

    You went swimming late at night in a hot magenta thong, a hammerhead shark bites your crotch, you cry for help, nobody hears, and you are then swarmed by flesh-eating bass that are attracted to the blood, then you are completely ripped to shreds when a passing speedboat runs you over unintentionally.

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    Lancelot, some of that sounds familiar, is it from a movie?





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    Geez Lancelot, couldn't you be the least bit creative? Listen to this:

    You are drinking a cup of hot coffee while making toast. While drinking, you sneeze, spilling some coffee into the toaster. When the toast pops up, you are instantly electrified, and sent into the future 20 years from now. In the future, you house is the site for a giant vat of jet fuel. Since jet fule is less dense then water, you cannot swim in it, and begin sinking to the bottom, but luckily, a nearby jet needs refueling. So, you are sucked up by the hose, and end up inside the fuel take of a jet. When the jet takes off, you are dispensed with the other jet fuel through the afterburners, and you disentegrate.

    Now, that's a creative way of dying.

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    the viscious salmon are from austin powers.

    coasterz44, i wanna see an animation
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    What about the school bus into the TVs with dynamite. I could have sworn I'd heard it before.





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    Okay, we've got the choices: now vote....will it be:

    1.I get slapped by a baby then fall in a ditch full of misplaced sharp kitchen utinsels, then raped by a homeless man, then thrown on a flaming bus going 80mph through a wall of televisions with dynamite strapped to your chest, only to land in a pit of sharks and viscious salmon.

    2.I went swimming late at night in a hot magenta thong, a hammerhead shark bites my crotch, I cry for help, nobody hears, and I then am swarmed by flesh-eating bass that are attracted to the blood, then I am completely ripped to shreds when a passing speedboat runs me over unintentionally.

    3.I am drinking a cup of hot coffee while making toast. While drinking, I sneeze, spilling some coffee into the toaster. When the toast pops up, I am instantly electrified, and sent into the future 20 years from now. In the future, my house is the site for a giant vat of jet fuel. Since jet fule is less dense then water, I cannot swim in it, and begin sinking to the bottom, but luckily, a nearby jet needs refueling. So, I am sucked up by the hose, and end up inside the fuel take of a jet. When the jet takes off, I am dispensed with the other jet fuel through the afterburners, and I disentegrate.

    Let the voting begin....voting will end tomorrow night.
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    #1 all the way.

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    DUH, BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH VOTES TO PUT HIM AWAY FOR GOOD!

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    well... here is the animation you requested... hope it changes some people's minds.

    Slipknot's Death


    Jeez, I have no life. Oh well...

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    hmmm, that's not as good as #2. Aside from the thong part, that one is the best.
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    LOL! That animation is hilarious. Great sound effects, though that must've taken you quite awhile to make. Once you actually get to see what it really supposed to be like, it makes it all the more understandable. I vote for #2.

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    Ok People, just in case you were wondering wat the other 2 choices would look like, here thay are! Animated! W00t!

    Other WAys Of Slipknot's Death!

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    hahaha that was great

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    Yeah, shes awesome...JUST DEAL slipknot8527's Avatar
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    Okay..so far:

    Choice 1: 1 vote
    Choice 2: 2 votes
    Choice 3: 0 votes
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    coasterz, those are great. You have to make those animations more often.





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    I vote #2! Those are great animations!
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    I vote number 1, and the animations are hilarious.
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    hahahahahahahahaha very nice job coasterz...
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    Choice 1: 2 votes
    Choice 2: 3 votes
    Choice 3: 0 votes

    Polls close in 8 hours
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    I like 3.
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    Choice 1: 2 votes
    Choice 2: 3 votes
    Choice 3: 1 vote
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    I choose all 3 in some freak coincidence that they all happen.
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    I vote you get eaten by barracudas.

    Oh, fine, I'll have to settle for #2. It's pretty similar.
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    Slipknot, I'm so sorry, I tried and tried to pick a way to kill you off, but I just can't do it, I just can't kill you, I'll miss your posts too much. So I just can't vote!! I even tried to think of you bald, no long hair, but it just didn't work. Sorry, I just can't vote, I'll miss you too much!!

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