I Can't Take It Anymore!

[Matt M]

Hello. Some rich kid in my area made a website to advertise her bat mitzvah, which is the jewish equivilent of confirmation. The family hired a company since they're rich, and in the video she lip synchs to herself while sitting on her Hummer and walking around the local mall. I really need to get the hell out of here.

http://www.jessiesbatmitzvah.com/html/my_video.html

Oh yeah sometimes the site doesn't like Firefox, and I'm sorry if this isn't very funny. I just found it funny because of how rediculously terrible it was.

[CoasterJunkie]

Actually, they didn't hire a company to do this, it's her DAD's company. When I first saw that I was sure it had to be a joke, but when I found THAT gem...yeah, not cool.

[Matt M]

Actually, they didn't hire a company to do this, it's her DAD's company. When I first saw that I was sure it had to be a joke, but when I found THAT gem...yeah, not cool.

The stepdad still has to pay all of the workers. You're right though.

[sfft_2108]

Did you not get invited? Is that why you are all mad? lol jk.

At first i thought the site was about her "Bat" called mitzvah. sorry.

I never really new how it was pronounced.

[Ryan F]

Wow...a DVD release date too?
I love how the same picture of her changes though (side bar photo and desktop wallpaper...braces to no braces)

[Montu Man]

I think she is terrible. She is spoiled, fat, ugly, sings terrible, and has ugly parents and ugly friends.

Society has a long way to go.

[nickolas_adam69]

WOW!!!, that is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Now I'm not trying to be a biggot or anti-semite, but it seems like alot of jewish people try to make a bar or bat mitzvah into some extravagant ordeal that has to cost thousands of dollars. It used to be a celebration of confirmation, but now it's turned into something where your expected to bring a gift of several hundred dollars just to show the person you care. I think, like most of todays celebrations it's lost its original meaning. I myself have been to several bar mitzvahs and the whole religious ceremony only lasted about half an hour at most of them. To me it just seamed like an excuse to party and get money. Now after all that being said I would like to appologize if this offended anyone. I know that not all, or even most Jewish people are like this but it just seems this way to me because of my personal experiences.

[sfft_2108]

Yah, I thought It was a "Bar" mitzvah instead of "Bat". Unless the R is for guys and T for girls? idk. lol.

[Slingshot57]

Haha this is funny...

"P.S. Jessie has no tattoos (Just a washable one). She does have the love of her parents, family, and friends and I guess that makes her a very rich girl."

Are they that concentrated on her being "rich"? It's insane. Reading that seriously does make me sick.

[Ryan F]

Yah, I thought It was a "Bar" mitzvah instead of "Bat". Unless the R is for guys and T for girls? idk. lol.

You are correct.
bar mitzvahs are for boys while bat mitzvahs are for the girls.


(I payed attention in Gr. 11 World Religion class)

[rlrcstrfreak]

Thats stupid,
what a stuck up family..
oh well, just ignore the stuck up..

[sfft_2108]

Wow, I made a complete guess, but I does kinda make since I suppose.


Jessie is rich no doubt bout that.

[Ryan F]

Well, the video just played, I think my ears are bleeding.

Can we send this to Gwen Stefani's lawyer?

[Montu Man]

I don't know about Stefani's lawyer, but it was sent to somethingawful.com and absolutelyreliable.com.

[Matt M]

WOW!!!, that is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Now I'm not trying to be a biggot or anti-semite, but it seems like alot of jewish people try to make a bar or bat mitzvah into some extravagant ordeal that has to cost thousands of dollars. It used to be a celebration of confirmation, but now it's turned into something where your expected to bring a gift of several hundred dollars just to show the person you care. I think, like most of todays celebrations it's lost its original meaning. I myself have been to several bar mitzvahs and the whole religious ceremony only lasted about half an hour at most of them. To me it just seamed like an excuse to party and get money. Now after all that being said I would like to appologize if this offended anyone. I know that not all, or even most Jewish people are like this but it just seems this way to me because of my personal experiences.

You don't know jack about Jewish people, it's obvious. If you REALLY knew something, you'd know that they studied their butts off after school and on weekends for a VERY long time learning Hebrew so they could unscramble the Torah. The services I went to were 5 hours long.

I DID get invited to this, but I sure as hell am not going. Practically everyone is like this in town, and I need to leave ASAP.

[nickolas_adam69]

I said I wasn't trying to offend anyone. Just because I'm not a rich spoiled *******, whos father is a multimillionare lawyer doesn't mean I don't know "JACK" about jews. Seriously, the ones I went to lasted that long. There is absolutely no reason you have to act like such a DICK to me.

[Matt M]

You went to reform services, to many people, those services are a complete joke compared to the real thing. The equiviliant in Christianity I guess would be being confirmed without actually being asked any Bible questions or taking any classes. They didn't even ask any Bible questions at mine lol...

[Khartoum]

Are they that concentrated on her being "rich"? It's insane. Reading that seriously does make me sick.

That is definitely the vibe that I'm getting. Pure arrogance. I've studied all about the Jewish faith at my classes at school, I understand what the Batmitzvah means to the Jewish people...but this is just ridiculous.

Her father (or whoever created the website) has obviously put time and effort into it, they actually registered a .com URL for it all and every 5th sentence seems to mention something about Jesse being a rich girl. The video's production is set up to make her look like a giant superstar, what the hell....its a little girls batmitzvah...sure it should be celebrated but by making her feel like the queen of the world, having her own site dedicated to her, some World Tour crap...It's not even an entertaining video...who are these clowns and who do they think they are? She sings, she acts, and she dances a little too...Oh woawie, I can't wait to see her overwhelming abilities in action. You only hear about these people on tv shows, the Miss pompous princess sycophants wanting all focus on them, thinking they're above everyone...tut tut...the truth is brutal...truth is brutal.

I couldn't care less about this girl but the video has irritated me so I wanted to ramble here. But now you can imagine what this girls marriage will be like.

[Homer]

Somebody with an account at SomethingAwful better post that link. Its BEGGING to be made fun of by ALL of the internet...

[Kennywooddude]

geesh people, it says in bold that this isn't a real video and they recoreded it probabl;y with a home camera and had her karoke the song then added it to the video.

ome people get it and some just don’t. We didn’t hire a camera crew, we just had some fun on a Saturday afternoon with a karaoke track.There was no deep social message in the creation of this video. We hope you enjoy the video as it was homemade and nothing more. Thanks for visiting and your good wishes. Jessie’s bat mitzvah will be a very private celebration.

[DemonHunter4337]

Joke or not it is still really,really stupid.

[Steven]

She sings like crap, her dad is only encouraging the fact that she is jailbait. I really don't have anything more to say beyond that.

Also, I had to edit one post because it used a derogatory term against Jews... so I would really watch what words you use.

[Matt M]

Somebody with an account at SomethingAwful better post that link. Its BEGGING to be made fun of by ALL of the internet...

I Awful Link Of The Dayed it. I REALLY wish I had an SA account though. If anyone does and they're going to post it could they mention that the Cubs fan idiot lived in my neighborhood along with the hazer girls that managed to get on Oprah for being so stupid?

Cubs fan loser:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...08_drop300.jpg

GBN Oprah crap:
http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/...030527_b.jhtml

[Slingshot57]

This girl is obviously insecure. If she has to shoot a music video in a mall with her friends wearing hats that say security she definitely has some problems. While her friends are wearing those hats, she should be wearing a hat that says INsecurity.

I don't even know her and I already find her very arrogant, and theres no way in heck I would want to go to her Bat Mitzvah thing.

[rjholla2003]

Wow. I just watched it and I've never been so annoyed with someone I never met. I'm just happy there were a few onlookers that looked at her like she was insane.

[James R]

One word.

Shallowwwwwwww.

[VekomahangNbang]

She's not even hot.

[Chris L]

I think she is terrible. She is spoiled, fat, ugly, sings terrible, and has ugly parents and ugly friends.

Hahahaha. That is so funny because it's true. Someone has to knock that horse down a few pegs. Jessie on Tour, what a joke. And to think DVD's are being produced for the media made for this nobody as well as a guest list too. The only people going to her Bat Mitzvah are the ones that want to get in on the free food. Do bahmitzvahs also include the procedure in sucking the fat out of people's heads?

who are these clowns and who do they think they are? She sings, she acts, and she dances a little too...Oh woawie, I can't wait to see her overwhelming abilities in action.

HAHAHAHAHA

[RllrCoasterFan]

All I have to say is that I think I have been blinded and ears bleeding on the inside cause a tumor in my brain. That was so bad I don't even know what else to say. The B***H needs to get beat ****** up. Let her know she aint that great.

[Bencerisback]

Who really cares, these things are huge deals in Judaism. I went to about 10 of these, pretty much just bar/batmitzvah parties and services and they were all fun and emotional for their families. One of my friends parents spent like 3,000 bucks on his and they had some crazy dj's that ruined it because they made us dance their way, but the food, place, and everything else was nice, even the dj's when we didnt have to dance their way.